FW: THE POWER OF BEER AND DEEP THINKING

[Himanshu Sheth]

 

 

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What deep thinkers we men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would

have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would then lead to other questions.

 

Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

 

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I arrived at the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is clearly more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another

child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

I rest my case.        AGREE...??????
 

 

 

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