1.
What is the difference between Einstein and Karunanidhi?
Einstein said that everything is relative
where as Karunanidhi says that relative is everything.
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2. Why is Bangla Desh not sending a contingent to the Olympics?
Because anyone who can run, jump or swim, has already crossed the border of their country.
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3. Why did the UPA Government demonetise 25 paise coins?
They could not manage one Anna, how could they manage four annas?
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4. 100 phones tapped each day per operator.
Finally we have a government that listens to us.
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5. Vote for Baba Ramdev.
He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.
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6. Mayawati, Jayalalitha Mamata should now form an alliance.
Then can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.
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7. Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense.
Other days, he is silent.
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8. I really don’t understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem.
Chemically speaking, it’s a solution.
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9. A documentary on Kingfisher planes
– Saare Zameen Par.
