Enjoy The Perfect Hubby
Several men are in the changing room of a golf
club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.. 10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2008 models.. I saw one I really
liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "Rs. 40,00,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ..... The
house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking Rs.
2,50,00,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer
of 2,25,00,000. ... They will probably take it. If not, we can go for the
extra amount.. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
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"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"
