Collin Extravaganza
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Jeremy Dorfman
Dec 2, 2007, 1:01:00 AM12/2/07
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To whom it may concern:
Your attendance is requested at the gathering of Sir Collin Creegan's acknowledging his 21st completed circumsolar motion since the date of his birth on December 2nd, 1986. The location is within the condominium leased by the persons of Paul K. Chong, Michael E. McDonald, and Jeremiah P. Dorfman, at Three (3) Douglas Park, residence Three Hundred and Eighteen (318). Said social shall be held from the hours of eight of the clock post-meridiem (8:00 PM) on December 2nd, 2008 until twelve of the clock pre-meridiem (12:00 AM) on the following date. Admittance will not be permitted without a clothed top nor without a clothed bottom. Upon entering our ante-room, please either utilize the appropriate electro-mechanical device on the wall to request entrance, or dial upon your Radio-Phone the number for one of the native inhabitants of the domicile.
Due to the expected presence of a drastically larger number of guests than inhabitants, we make no guarantees regarding the availability of beverage. In regards to this, we encourage all attendants to bring their own non-alcoholic fluids. Donations are also requested in order to support the inhabitants desire for a Plasmonic Moving Radio-Picture.
We hope you will consider all of these things.
~Paul K. Chong, Michael E. McDonald, and Jeremiah P. Dorfman
Your attendance is requested at the gathering of Sir Collin Creegan's acknowledging his 21st completed circumsolar motion since the date of his birth on December 2nd, 1986. The location is within the condominium leased by the persons of Paul K. Chong, Michael E. McDonald, and Jeremiah P. Dorfman, at Three (3) Douglas Park, residence Three Hundred and Eighteen (318). Said social shall be held from the hours of eight of the clock post-meridiem (8:00 PM) on December 2nd, 2008 until twelve of the clock pre-meridiem (12:00 AM) on the following date. Admittance will not be permitted without a clothed top nor without a clothed bottom. Upon entering our ante-room, please either utilize the appropriate electro-mechanical device on the wall to request entrance, or dial upon your Radio-Phone the number for one of the native inhabitants of the domicile.
Due to the expected presence of a drastically larger number of guests than inhabitants, we make no guarantees regarding the availability of beverage. In regards to this, we encourage all attendants to bring their own non-alcoholic fluids. Donations are also requested in order to support the inhabitants desire for a Plasmonic Moving Radio-Picture.
We hope you will consider all of these things.
~Paul K. Chong, Michael E. McDonald, and Jeremiah P. Dorfman
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