Mr. TAJUDEEN RAJI .... E GBA MI OO .... YOUR SISTER ALMOST COMOUT MY TWO FRONT TEETH ..... Re: Mr. FEMI OLAJIDE .... Please know that NEBU is a TOTALLY TOTALLED wreck .... NEBU can never heal ....

[Afis Deinde]

Engr Niang go marry boxers and wrestlers, na wetin he expects?

Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏾🙏🏾

😂😂😂

Afis

Who’s promising you all things, heaven on earth?

Lemme guess, a naked man with his hands in his pockets!

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On Sep 2, 2025, at 1:03 AM, JEROME NIANG YAKUBU <jeromey...@gmail.com> wrote:



Mr. TAJUDEEN RAJI,

E DAKUN .... E GBA MI OO

 ... YOUR SISTER  ALMOST COMOUT MY TWO FRONT TEETH ... 

It is true that I did not sleep at home last night, but it was because my 1991 Jalopy Ford Tempo front tire blew up and I have no SIPIA-TAYA, I had to spend the night in a nearby hotel close to our home. 

One of her friends saw my car parked in the hotel's parking lot (one tire deflated) and called her on the phone and reported me to her, and there she was waiting for me to come out of the hotel in the morning.

UNFORTUNATELY for me, As I dey comout the hotel jeh-jeh-ley in the morning, it was the same time the overly beautiful 22 year-old hotel receptionist was coming out too, to go home after an all-night shift. 

Your sister didn't even let me explain anything .... Na GBOOZAH!, GBOOZAH!!, GBOOZAH!!! lojiji, without any warning.

I didn't see it coming, I saw THREE Jisos at a time, Olorun gbo.

She just doled me three jabs followed by UPPERCUT, (Mike Tyson style). 

It was the third GBOOZAH that targeted my two front teeth. 

My two front teeth are both shaky now, with no hope of them surviving another week in my mouth .... If you see how SWOLLEN my two lips are now, even my doctor is ashamed of me.

Mr. Tajudeen Raji .... This is why I need your help. 

YOUR SISTER STOPPED BY THE MARKET 

AND BOUGHT A VERY SHARP KNIFE .... VERY, VERY SHARP KNIFE INDEED .... Mo ti daran oo.

She promised to yank off my "Mr. Jerome" whenever I am sleeping.

I need you to help me beg her to please spare my "Mr. Jerome". 

Such a tool ti mo fi nse DOGI-SITAYI is very irreplaceable, not sold in any market, even in Alaba or any of those IGBO markets in Lagos or Ariara in Aba.

E dakun oo, Mr. Tajudeen Raji, 

Please BEG-AM your sister for me dakun joor, 

I am currently sleeping in my car because I am afraid she may YANK-AM-OFF my KOROPAN MEJEEJI if I dare sleep in the bedroom, even with my two eyes open.

Please, I take Mr. Femi Olajide BEG-AM you, help me beg your sister not to yank off my KOROPAN oo, I was told there's no YIBO-MADE KOROPAN sold in Alaba market.

Thank you, Sir.

I promise never to sleep in any hotel again whenever I have a car problem on my way home from my regular drive-around town.

..... J E R O M E

On Mon, Sep 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM femi Olajide <olajid...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Oga JNY,

I am with you jo.
Thank you. All my people are doing great wherever they're right now across the world. Fingers and everything else crossed.

I hope of your loved ones are doing great too.

I concur with you that somebody must have plucked his mangoes at one point. Oga Afis and myself are conflicted on whether that somebody also took the jam out of his doughnut or stole the crust on his muffin too. But definitely, there are mangoes missing and jam or crust(or both) missing from his doughnut and muffin too.

The beauty of these fora is to learn new things interspersed by comedic posts from time to time. Don't let the so and so Nebu take the fun out for you.

Ignore him if you must, but humor him from time to time.

Welcome back from your month's break from Nebu's nonsensical epistles and dribble!

Regards,

Femi Olajide

On Monday 1 September 2025 at 18:26:44 GMT+1, 'Afis Deinde' via ||NaijaObserver|| <naijao...@googlegroups.com> wrote:

“ I CAN'T SWALLOW THE FOOL, 

NEITHER CAN I SPIT OUT THE IDIOT.

That's the reason I have kept off of these platforms throughout the past one month or so .... Because, there's never PEACE whenever NEBU is present in these forums. NEBU will never bring any topic for others to learn from, except for him to keep BULODI-FUL (bloody-fool) everyone, then running back to his burrow and hide, to avoid being slapped silly by whoever it may concern.

NEBU has turned these platforms to a WAR FRONT where he has NOTHING GOOD to say about anybody.”…..JNiang.

True dat!

Afis

Who’s promising you all things, heaven on earth?

Lemme guess, a naked man with his hands in his pockets!

Sent from my iPhone

On Sep 1, 2025, at 1:17 PM, JEROME NIANG YAKUBU <jeromey...@gmail.com> wrote:



Mr. FEMI OLAJIDE,

G   R   E   E   T   I   N   G   S.

Awon ELEHA meteeta nko? .... Se daada ni won wa?

Mo ki gbogbo won, ati awon omo meteetala pelu awon omo-omo mefeefa, 

(13 children and 6 grandchildren). 

Olorun yio wo gbogbo won o, 

(L'oruko Jeeeesu, Oluwa wa .... Halleluyah!!! ..... Aamin al ya Allah).

Regarding NEBU, again and again and again,

In as much as NEBU is my friend, NEBU has become a fool who I have no better choice than to just keep his topic in my mouth. 

I CAN'T SWALLOW THE FOOL, 

NEITHER CAN I SPIT OUT THE IDIOT.

That's the reason I have kept off of these platforms throughout the past one month or so .... Because, there's never PEACE whenever NEBU is present in these forums. NEBU will never bring any topic for others to learn from, except for him to keep BULODI-FUL (bloody-fool) everyone, then running back to his burrow and hide, to avoid being slapped silly by whoever it may concern.

NEBU has turned these platforms to a WAR FRONT where he has NOTHING GOOD to say about anybody.

I came back to these forums today, only to read a book-size CRAPOLA he posted cursing Afis and Afis' family recklessly. He even referred back to when his own father was a soldier in the Biafra un-civil war, without any respect for his own dead father and those who passed with the war.

I also read all the bullshit he wrote about you too, not to mention all the nonsense he wrote about Fubara, Wike, Tinubu and Rivers State generally.

I stopped reading anything with his name on it, knowing that it will be the same-ole-bullshit .... Can anyone please refer me to any post sent by NEBU that can in any way make one smile or laugh?

These forums used to be where everyone came to read from aged scholars and noble Nigerians and learn from, while I always threw in some humorous posts for us all to have something to smile and laugh about.

So many of the elderly scholars don't even participate in these forums anymore (They are still here, reading everything we post, but won't respond).

Where are guys like the Pioneer Vice-Chancellor Bolaji Aluko, Medical Doctor Ola Kassim, Barrister Ayo Ojutalayo, Confirmed and renowned worldwide Civil/Structural Engineer Jerome Niang Yakubu .... and so many highly qualified Nigerian PROFESSIONALS from various fields, who used to make being in these forums more like an educational institute where one comes and learn more FREELY from other various gentlemen about POLITICAL CURRENT AFFAIRS, LEGAL ISSUES, MEDICAL, and BUSINESS topics, even far better than whatever GOOGLE can offer today ..... Although so many of those gentlemen have passed (May Their Souls Rest In Perfect Peace), yet, many of them are still around, alive and healthy, but they can't endure coming in to read guys like NEBU mentioning names of others' wives and daughters NEGATIVELY in these fora publicly.

.... PLEASE KNOW THAT NEBU IS A 

TOTALLY TOTALLED WRECK .... 

NEBU CAN NEVER BE HEALED, 

NO MATTER HOW YOU MAY TRY. 

SOMEONE HAS PAINFULLY PLUCKED NEBU'S MANGO. 

(I suspect Afis, that's why NEBU barks so loud whenever he writes his usual book-size CRAPOLA about Afis' and Afis' family).

Look, let me shelve NEBU for now, it is a new week and a new month, 

Making NEBU a part of starting a new week and a new month begets bad luck.

Have a nice day, I plan to.  

.... J E R O M E.

On Mon, Sep 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM femi Olajide <olajid...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Mr So and So,

I totally disagree and I will say it in not so many words.
If Fubara had any misgivings about the authenticity of PBAT declaration, going by your advise to resist forcefully is unbecoming of a so-called legally minded guru like you, Mr so and so!

Taking PBAT and the FGN to the supreme court for constitutional clarification would have been a better route.

Secondly, asking Fubara to sacrifice himself as a martyr for an irrelevant power tussle is very selfish of you. If one is to ask any right thinking martyr, and I'm not talking about the suicidal ones, they never saw their martyrdom coming.
Will you lay your life down on an inconsequential power tussle in your neck of the woods in Owere or wherever you reside in NYC?

Mr so and so, you're a young man but you can still be reasonable. I know a lot of young and reasonable young men!

My tuppence!

Regards,

Femi Olajide

On Monday 1 September 2025 at 12:41:06 GMT+1, 'Nebukadineze Adiele' via ||NaijaObserver|| <naijao...@googlegroups.com> wrote:

I blame Fubara for not rejecting Tinubu's unconstitutional suspension of him from office. Had Fubara addressed Rivers people in rejecting the suspension, people all across Nigeria were waiting to supporting him, and Tinubu would not have risked his presidency by declaring military action in Rivers state. Had Fubara died in defending his mandate from election thieves of Wike and APC, he would have died a hero who would be remembered as is Murtala Mohammed and MKO Abiola.

Now, Wike tells us that Fubara is returning to office on September 18 with the state legislature. Fubara is going to be a lame duck governor who would be impeached if he deviated from anything that Wike said or desired. That is a disgraceful way to being a governor; his political career is over even if he joins APC. His best bet was to have fought his illegal suspension from office, the same way that the young president of Senegal showed that he and his supporters were ready for a fight if the outgoing president tampered with his victory.

Yes, you don't have to fight to be a man, but sometimes you have to fight because you are a man. Fubara failed that test when a president Tinubu without any constitutional authorization suspended him from office and he tucked tail, even though his supporters were ready for war. 

Nebukadineze Adiele

On Monday, September 1, 2025 at 04:09:05 AM EDT, Chukwuemeka Okala <reu...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

Please click on the below link and watch the narrative about the so-called LGA election in Rivers State. Lord have mercy 

Emeka Reuben Okala

London, UK

"Faith and reason are not necessarily opposed. But when reason won't take you another step, faith keeps on going because it connects you to God."

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16t2a6QvNi/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

On Monday 1 September 2025 at 04:32:05 BST, JEROME NIANG YAKUBU <jeromey...@gmail.com> wrote:

Ma PIPU .... Ma PIPU .... My PEOPLE,

 ..... IT IS TRUE, VERY TRUE .... 

TINUBU'S APC WINS 20 LGAs IN RIVERS STATE.

 

TO MY SURPRISE, 

 Pastor CHUKWUEMEKA OKALA'S IKWERRE LGA INCLUDED.

 Pastor CHUKWUEMEKA OKALA,

M E K A,   M E K A,   M E K A.

.... J E R O M E

On Sun, Aug 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM 'Afis Deinde' via ||NaijaObserver|| <naijao...@googlegroups.com> wrote:

https://punchng.com/breaking-apc-wins-20-lgas-pdp-three-in-rivers

Afis

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Lemme guess, a naked man with his hands in his pockets!

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[femi Olajide]

Oga JNY,

Are you sure that 22yr old receptionist coincidentally came out at the same time you were coming out?
With your sterling record and appetite for voluptuous women, it is hard to believe you.
Oga TR, please beg your sister to "F'owo w'onu". She knew Oga JNY and his antics before hooking up with him. She had hooked up in sickness, in health and all antics of his.
Spare "Koropan" or "his JN" is difficult to find in the market o! Actually I believe there is none out there!

Regards,

Femi Olajide

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