Jokes on marriage!!! the ultimate ones!!

[Keki Mehta]

--- I ENJOYED ALL THESE LLIKE HELL----HOPE YOU DO TOO Very very original. Enjoy.     Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both! ==== Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ==== No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life. (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because there is always a better model in neighborhood. === Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`. === Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! === Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself! === Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. === A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs. === It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins. === It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid! === Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen -- -- -- -- -- -- of them. ===

 

 

 

 

[Bhanudev Bhatt]

Keki, these are Gems. But strictly for blokes! I am eagerly waiting for an apt response from my female friends. Bhanu

Bhanu Bhatt

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[Vijai Kumar]

Keki

 

Where did you dig them up from. They  are awesome!!!! Also, evergreen.

 

I hope you have more of these.

 

Keep them coming.

 

Vijai

 

Vijai Kumar,MD

Excel Life Sciences, Inc

Phone: + 1 919 597 8040

Fax: + 1 919 419 1837

E Mail: vi...@excellifesciences.com

 

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[Vinoo Tibrewala]

On 6/10/11, Bhanudev Bhatt <bhanu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
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> Keki, these are Gems. But strictly for blokes! I am eagerly waiting for an
> apt response from my female friends. Bhanu
>
> Bhanu Bhatt
>

>What is your wife's email?. I would love to watch your reaction when she reads this. Vinoo

[Urmil Dhanda]

Love the one about the maid. So true. LOL

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On Jun 10, 2011, at 10:09 AM, Vinoo Tibrewala <paedti...@gmail.com> wrote:

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