DESPERATE SINGLE MOTHER NEEDS HELP ASAP!!! PLEASE
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Please help me too.
I have fallen sick with laziness. The doctors say there is nothing they can
do and I will never be able to be bothered to go out and do an honest days
work and earn some honest money.
They suggest I spam Newsgroups to tell everyone how unfortunate I am - You
wouldn't believe how hated I am, people keep saying why should we give our
hard earned cash to you, piss off you stupid shit, they just dont
understand.
Luckily there are people who are sick with gullibleitis and they send me
money.
I need money because, although I am still at school, I need to buy drugs,
drink and an even faster computer so I can spread the word about my illness
to everyone who would rather I died in a car crash than spam them.
If you don't feel sorry for me then think about the family I have not got
and am unlikely to get on account of being a sad tosspot.
So please help me to piss off even more people with spam by sending me as
much as you can. If you send more than $1000 I might make the effort to say
thanks and even throw in a free penis enlarger.
"Eyvonne J Jones" <eyvonn...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> Hello my name is Eyvonne Jones and I am writing to ask for a miracle and
> blessing. I live in Mission Viejo CA with my 11 year old daughter and my
> sisters two children.( my sister past away a few years ago of cancer) Just
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> few months ago I lost my job due to budget cuts in the department. I work
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> a Computer Specialist and have been in the field for several years now. I
> moved to the Orange County from Los Angeles to be closer to my job I was
> commuting 110 miles a day from the Inland Empire to Orange County, and I
> thought I would have more opportunities for myself and my daughter by
> moving. I've been unsuccessful with my job search I've placed applications
> everywhere from computer technician to administration to retail Im either
> over qualified or I don't hear back from the employer. The job market is
> very hard right now. And I am not having any luck. I have even gone to the
> department of social services because I receive unemployment (only 218.00
> per week) I do not qualify for any assistance with their agency.
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> Right now I am in dyer need of assistance I do not have money for moving
> expenses, move in money or anything. I've been evicted form my apartment
and
> I do not have anywhere to go, I've called homeless shelters but they will
> not help me because I have children, Im not a drug addict or a victim of
> abuse. I don't have family here in California my family is in New Jersey I
> am so desperate and I'm scared of what is going to happen to me and my
> children, I've thought about selling my furniture, but who would buy it? I
> thought of even selling my body, I've never done this before and I know it
> is morally wrong, illegal, and very dangerous but I am so desperate! I
need
> help! I have food I was always a person to shop and buy in bulk for rainy
> days. I am willing to pay back any assistance that is given to me, I am
> willing to work and donate time if need be, please if there are any
agencies
> or programs that can help me please let me know, I have documentation of
my
> eviction papers if needed. Thank you very much and God bless you.
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> Eyvonne Jones
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> 21622 Marguerite Parkway # 136
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> Mission Viejo CA 92692
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> EYVONN...@COX.NET
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