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[Les]

A: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.

B: What goes up and down the stairs without moving.

C: What's the beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space,
the beginning of the end,
and the end of every place?

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!

A: The letter M
B: Carpet
C: The letter E

[lei]

Groan.

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[Bumpy]

On Fri, 14 Dec 2001 02:08:26 -0000, "Les" <lesr...@icqmail.com>
wrote:

>A: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour.

Got me on that one

>B: What goes up and down the stairs without moving.

This one too, however,

Name two things that turn without moving:

>C: What's the beginning of eternity,
> the end of time and space,
> the beginning of the end,
> and the end of every place?

You got me on the letter thingy's

>
>Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic schizophrenic?
>He was in two minds as to whether there's a dog!
>

Hehh ??.....Not this early you don't.
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