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Date: 14-Jun-2012 9:52 PM
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Posted: 14 Jun 2012 01:57 AM PDT
THE STUDENT OBTAINED 0% ON THIS EXAM………… HE SHOULD BE COMMENDED
This student is a Genius!
He got all the answers right and yet he scored 0% !
THE STUDENT OBTAINED 0% ON THIS EXAM………….
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
** his last battle*Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
** at the bottom of the page*Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
** liquid*Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
** marriage*Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
** exams*Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
** Lunch & dinner*Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* *The other half*Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
** It will simply become wet*Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* *No problem, he sleeps at night.*Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* *You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..*Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* *Very large hands*Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
** No time at all, the wall is already built.*Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
**Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack**
Life is Asking Questions – Quotes Part 2
Posted: 14 Jun 2012 01:03 AM PDT
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