Star Trek?
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Abrigon
Oct 27, 2019, 10:47:35 PM10/27/19
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H_Star Trek 2016
HUMOR STAR TREK:
(Outlook 2014)
So Scotty, remember to take a couple off the but, thighs and add some to my pecks.. and remember to remove the alcohol before I re-materialize here on the ship ok.. As well as remove the stains from food, drink, puck and other body fluids and trim my ... darn can't give me more hair?
BAD DAY:
You know your going to have a bad day on the Enterprise when:
You wake up, and put a red shirt on instead of your normal blue/gold.
You wake up next to a Kzinti female? And wonder why your back hurts so much from ..
You find yours self married to a Klingon female.
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I forgot: you wake up and realize your in an envirosuit and your in deep space and no ship near by..
You wake up and your find your room is now a life boat and your in deep space, alone or ... who would you want to share it with or not share it with? grin..(or not sure it with?)
or Yes Jim, its your baby!
Yes Jim, its curable.
Captain, thank God we are alive, so you sure you do not want to know about Jesus? or Captain, you sure you are not gay, darn...
Dr. McCoy "Yes, Jim, the baby is not yours"
Scotty, sir you sure you need all those batteries?
Spock, sex is it logical? 100 year old virgin.
Captain, you got a hot date, don't you? Were lost again and ...
Sir, you sure were are still in our galaxy, I would have sworn I just seen a sled and reindeer flying by on our sensors..
Captain Kirk "Doctor, what sort of rash is it? and can you cure it".
Dr. McCoys medical journal of alien STDs and how they effect humans..
Sorry Captain, she is not inner fertile with humans, so no chance of a baby.
Wesley, yes having sex with an alien female does make you no longer a virgin but ..
Star Trek, where having sex with a white man or a black woman, does not seem all that alien.. Green one, maybe..
Data the perfect lover, has an off switch, is programmable, has a penis and even can vibrate it, and lasts longer than 5 minutes in bed.. Who needs a vibrator, get a DATA! He even knows how to find places and ask for directions.
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Like to get a red shirt like from star trek and put "RETIRED" on the back..
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Dr Q or Who?
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To boldly cum where no captain has cum before?
Child Support - Kirk
Scotty it is not abortion if you remove the sperm before it gets to the eggs.
Angry or .... opps, sorry did not remove the sperm from her, and the baby is yours?
Oh, what STD, opps..
Or, sorry captain,but you was such an ass, I added an ASS Tail to your back side..
- Do not blame me for your problems - Joshua
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