[adulthumor-l] Texas

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Michael Adams

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Sep 7, 2007, 7:32:58 AM9/7/07

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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy allegedly has to say about folks from Texas ..

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they

don't work there, you may live in Texas

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live

in Texas

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who

dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,

you may live in Texas

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,

you may live in Texas

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but

leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how

to use them, you may live in Texas

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80,

and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas

.