A1Fun~ Digest Number 18034

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There are 2 messages in this issue.

Topics in this digest:

1. Intimacy
From: Hitesh Shah

2. Actions speaks for themselves
From: Hitesh Shah


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1. Intimacy
Posted by: "Hitesh Shah" confu...@gmail.com confusdesi
Date: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:18 am ((PST))

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2. Actions speaks for themselves
Posted by: "Hitesh Shah" confu...@gmail.com confusdesi
Date: Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:50 am ((PST))

*Actions speak for themselves*













*A young man, out on the tiles with his mates, spies the girl of his Dreams
across a dance floor. Having admired her from afar, he finally gets up the
courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she
agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.Saturday
night, the young man arrives at her house with a bunch of flowers and a box
of chocolates. To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a
towel. 'I'm sorry' she exclaims, 'I'm running a bit late. Please come in
and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish
dressing. I should warn you though, they are both deaf mutes." With this,
she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and
promptly disappears. As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable as
both of the parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his armchair
watching football on TV and Mum is busy knitting. After about 10 minutes of
complete silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down
her knickers and pours a glass of water over her backside. Just as sudden,
Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch and takes
her from behind. He then sits back in his chair and balances a match stick
in front of his eye. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the
young man is shocked into disbelief. After a further ten minutes, the
daughter returns fully dressed and ready for the evening. The date is a
complete disaster. The young man is totally pre-occupied by the antics of
the young lady's Parents. At the end of the date, sensing something is
seriously wrong, the young lady asks the young guy, "What's the
matter? What have I done wrong?"*



*'No, it's not you", he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing
happened whilst I was waiting for you and I'm still shocked. Well, first
your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her
panties and throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that
wasn't enough, your father races from his chair, leans her over the couch
and does her from behind. He then sits back and places a match stick by
his eye".'Oh, is that all?' replies the girl.*




*The man can't believe her casual response.*

*'Mum was simply saying 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' And
Dad was replying 'No f *ck him, I'm watching the match'.*




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