AD&D Productions Mailing List - September 2008

[AD&D News]

LONDON CALLING WILL YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES, MR. FLOYD?!

Yes, we know. It's been a while. What can we say? Things move a little
differently over on the wrong side of the Atlantic. Flavor is spelled
with a "u", people say "in hospital" instead of "in THE hospital" and
winter has already started.

Which is fine by us because between the drought in Austin and
Hurricane Ike Turner, it sounds like we made the right decision to
relocate.

That being said, let's throw another shrimp on the barbie and get to
some of the good craic!

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AD&D PRODUCTIONS NEW OFFICE

Our newest UK branch will be opening up in Belfast soon, hopefully
before the end of the month. Details to follow. So whether you come
from the Shankill or Falls road, we'll be there to serve all your
InterWeb Productions needs.

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WEB SITE UPDATE

Yeah, yeah, we know. We always update the website. That's kind of the
idea. It's like planned obsolescence. But we got a brand spankin' new
scheme going on and now you can check on the weather in London right
on our front page, along with the latest Elvis news.

You're not gonna get THAT on weather.com

www.add-productions.net

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ORDER SOME DAMN DVDS!!!

Everyone used to ask us, "Hey, when are you guys gonna put your stuff
on DVD?" Well, now we have. So our question to you now is, "So why the
hell aren't you buying them?!!"

We've got two editions:

AD&D PRODUCTIONS PSYCHOTRONIC PSHOWCASE

What you've been waiting for all this time! It's the AD&D Productions
Psychotronic Pshowcase!! Finally, now you can see "The Collegians Are
Go!!" and "The Creepees vs. Robot Monster Number Two" back to back!!!

AND

AD&D PRODUCTIONS SHORT FILM SHOWCASE

It's a DVD jam packed with all your favorite AD&D short films!! Buy
one today! Buy two today!! Includes, "The King and Dick", "LSD A Go
Go", "Full Metal Slacks", "Safety First" and much, much more!

ALSO

Each DVD comes with special hidden "easter egg" features. How can you
go wrong?!!!!

You can get them at our store here:

http://www.add-productions.net/store

ORDER YOURS TODAY, BEFORE SUPPLIES RUN OUT!!!

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NEW MOVIE - FALSE PROJECTIONS

Take a stroll down the glorious 1960s through the world of educational
film. It's all here - randy Presidents, drunk Presidents, 'Nam, drugs,
deliquency, homosexuality,political uncorrectness, urban planning,
childbirth and much, much, more...

"False Projections" was our first "unofficial" feature length film.
Why "unofficial"? Well, because it was an experimental film. You see,
experimental films break the narrative conventions and bring the
viewer to a world that challenges his inner soul. Mostly.

However, as even Albert Einstein would tell you, experiments just
don't work. Which was the case with "False Projections".

But, rather than wallow in our self pity, we're making this film
available to you, our loyal AD&D Customer.

And it is fun to watch at parties, since it doesn't really have a
narrative and you don't have to really pay attention to it.

There's two ways you can watch - check it out at our site:

http://www.add-productions.net/falseprojections

OR

Watch it on the archive.org site. Here you can also download an mp2
and burn your very own DVD!

http://www.archive.org/details/False_Projections

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OTHER STUFF

Yes. We're up to other stuff. But everything is top secret right now.
So just keep watching your email for more news. Tell your friends to
drop by the website and watch some movies.

Why not? Don't cost nothing

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LINK O' THE MONTH - HARRY ENFIELD

Some British humor (or "humour" as they say here) to close out the
newsletter for ya. This comes courtesy of 80's comedian Harry
Enfield.

"The Scousers"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz-SPjrEaQ&feature=related

"Bugger All Money", archenemy of "Loads of Money"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4xuPbZ4Ic&feature=related