Wedding Vows
James Renner
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an
unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding
vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love,
honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,'
I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the
minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
The next day during the wedding ceremony, the time came for the bride
and groom to exchange their vows. The pastor looked the young man in the
eye and said, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey
her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of
your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you
will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped, looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes." He
then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put the $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered back,
"She made me a much better offer."
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