Remaining Alert.
James Renner
adj...@gmail.com
Remaining Alert.
here is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
(WORK).If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or
anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
your private life
completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.
Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
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