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James Renner
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There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.
He comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks on the
door. When the madam came to answer it, she saw the little boy and asked
what he wanted. He said he wanted to have sex with one of the women
inside, had the money to buy it, and wasn't leaving until he got it.
The Madam figured why not, so she told him to come in. Once he got in,
she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked her if any of
the girls had any diseases, and of course the madam said no. But he
said he'd heard that all the men were talking about having to go to the
hospital and get shots after making love with Mable, and THAT was the
girl he wanted.
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the
madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on the right. So
he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog, paid the
madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and
asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a
disease, instead of one of the others.
He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a
baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have sex with my baby-sitter,
who happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and then she will get
the disease that I just caught.
When mom and dad get back, dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on
the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and mom will go to bed
and they'll have sex, and mom will catch it.
In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk,
and he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the
son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!
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