Police aren't perfect,
James Renner
adj...@gmail.com
Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the
ingenuity award.
A driver did the right thing, stopping at the school crosswalk even
though he could have beaten the red light by ccelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn
and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to drive through
the intersection with him.
Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the
face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit
the car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, as I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off
in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him, I noticed the "What
Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "Follow me to Sunday School"
bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and
the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window...
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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