Funny Choir.
James Renner
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Funny Choir.
It was visitors' day at the lunatic asylum. All the patients were
standing out in the courtyard and singing, "Ave Maria", and singing it
beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and
tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached
the conductor. "I am a retired choir director", he said. "This is one of
the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?"
"In the beginning this was a big problem. One inmate wanted to call them
the "Big Apple with Little Brown Seeds Singing Sons of Siam". But I said
it was too long and, anyway, none of them were from Siam. Then, another
thought "The Pencil Leads" was a good name but the others disagreed
because they had no one to write to."
"Well," the visitor asked, "What name did they finally agree on?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. They all agreed to call
themselves, "THE MORON TAPANAPPLE CHOIR"
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