Hanging Baskets
James Renner
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Hanging Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through
blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her
not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You
gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and
that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose
buds, then I can display my hanging baskets
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