No one wins in modern-day academia
Nick Cohen
Sunday June 8
2008
The Observer
St Matthew's warning that 'unto everyone that
hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not
shall be taken away' is the biblical quote least likely to stir the Labour
soul.
That the rich get richer and the poor will get poorer is not a
policy prescription that appeals to the left. With the best of intentions,
however, Labour is imposing the Gospel according to St Matthew on England's
universities and is providing a parable on the state of the nation in the
process.
Few dispute that academia needs reforming. Britain has a
university system in which the last measure the government uses to judge the
quality of academics is their ability to teach. Instead, tortuous bureaucracies
assess the merits of the research produced by every department in all the 200
universities. On their ruling rests the disposal of £5bn of public
money.
The 2008 fight for loot is under way. Luckless workers at a
Bristol warehouse are sending 200,000 scholarly books and papers to the 1,000 or
so professors who adjudicate on 70 panels like the judges of beauty
contests.
In the inaugural issue of the new magazine Standpoint, Jonathan
Bate of Warwick University despairs of the absurdity of the enterprise. He
explains that panels filled with professors of foreign languages have been more
generous in rating the work of their peers than professors of English.
Officially, our universities are now world leaders in the study of French
literature but awful at studying English literature. What's really happened,
says Bate, is that while other professors of literature covered each other's
backs and looked after each other's departments 'the Eng lit lot couldn't resist
biting each other's backs' even if it meant their subject lost
money.
Neither he nor the government says this, but a second failing of
the system is that it creates conformism in supposedly independent minds. There
are many honourable exceptions, but as a herd, academics are the most
predictable of beasts. If I sit down with builders, dentists or accountants, I
have no way of knowing what their opinions will be. Within seconds of talking to
an academic, I guess their views on every major political issue.
Why
should I be surprised? To get the academic papers published the judging panels
demand, lecturers must engage in the soul-destroying task of sucking up to the
editors of learned journals. The funding for their departments and their very
livelihoods depend on their ability to please. The government does not ask
researchers to produce work of intellectual distinction, however long it takes.
They must loyally churn out enough papers to allow their department to claim a
slice of the booty.
The government admits this can't go on. It plans to
replace the judging panels with a computer, which will record the number of
times an academic's name is mentioned by his colleagues. The theory is that the
best academics receive the greatest number of acknowledgements in footnotes. Let
a database identify who these oft-cited professors are and - bingo! - you have
found the finest minds of your generation.
Ministers possibly realised
that under the present funding arrangements, Cambridge University would have to
sack Ludwig Wittgenstein. He might have been a genius, but it took him decades
to produce a book. Under their new system, the thousands of academics who quoted
his work would provide a true assessment of Wittgenstein's worth and spare him
the dole.
It sounds fair until you remember St Matthew. In 1968, Robert K
Merton of Columbia University coined the phrase 'the Matthew effect' when he
looked at how scientists valued each other. He found that the already eminent
got disproportionate credit for their work while unknowns, whose research was
often as valuable, struggled for recognition.
The great English
geneticist JBS Haldane illustrated Merton's argument with the story of an Indian
student, SK Roy, who had found a way to improve strains of rice. 'I thought it
was a rather ill-planned experiment,' Haldane admitted, 'but I let him go ahead
on the general principle that I am not omniscient.' The experiment was a
triumph. Haldane said that Roy deserved 95 per cent of the credit, but would
never get it. 'Every effort will be made here to crab his work. He has not got a
PhD or even a first-class MSc. So either the research is no good or I did
it.'
Beyond the prestige of quoting established names lies the incentive
to cheat - academics are already promising that 'if you cite my research I'll
cite yours' - and beyond that lies sheer luck. Nassim Nicholas Taleb, who
glories in the title of professor in the sciences of uncertainty, points out
that what leads to one academic being cited rather than another can be a simple
fluke. But as soon as he or she is cited in one paper, the odds increase that he
or she will be cited in another.
The Matthew effect does not only work in
academia. Of the thousands of first novels each year, the few that are reviewed
make the literary pages because the author is already well known in another
field (prestige), the author is a friend of the literary editor (cheating) or
the author's book was picked at random from a pile on a slow week
(luck).
City firms give lavish bonuses because they don't want to lose
staff to rivals (prestige), because they dealt on insider information (cheating)
or because they pulled out of the sub-prime market just in time
(luck).
You only have to read the financial press to know that the
beneficiaries of the property crash won't be first-time buyers - they are
struggling to get mortgages because of the credit crunch. The winners will be
the already rich sitting on piles of cash who will snap up assets when their
prices hit the floor.
Labour should not be happy with helping those that
hath. If it wants to reform education, it should begin by noticing that
working-class students are dropping out and middle-class students are paying
fees for substandard courses, because the first concern of the universities
isn't teaching. Ministers would do better to redirect public money to make sure
that it is.
Copyright Guardian Newspapers Limited
2008