Hello, Tour de France Gamers!
STAGE Grade: B
I rate today’s stage a B. The scenery, the wilderness of Le Cantal, was fantastic, and that was really the highlight of the stage. There was nothing surprising about Tadej Pogačar winning the race, solo. It doesn’t require tactics to win like that, you don’t have to sprint for it, and it didn’t really change the general classification.
Route: 4/5 GC: 2/5 Tactics: 2/5 Sprint: 1/5 Surprises: 2/5
Learn to read the race. I said it yesterday. Again, after the intermediate sprint, there was an immediate attack for the day’s breakaway. Again it was Mathieu van der Poel. Again, the first attempt to break away failed. Again, van der Poel was part of a large breakaway later on. This time, though, I have no idea why. You know Tadej Pogačar is going to want to win the stage, UAE Team Emirates is never going to give the likes of van der Poel enough of a gap to stay ahead on the final category 1 climb.
Richard Carapaz did have a plan, though. He attacked from the group of GC riders, long after the breakaway had been caught. I’m okay with that. Carapaz can absolutely climb a category 1 mountain and if Pogačar hesitates only a little bit, Carapaz has his stage victory.
Of course, Pogačar didn’t hesitate. He waited, while going through his domestiques, and even Paul Seixas’ and Jonas Vingegaard’s domestiques. He attacked, later than he often does, but just as decisive. This was all Pogačar power, resistance is futile. Nobody tried to resist. Vingegaard immediately decided to ride his own pace, as too many riders have been destroyed trying to follow Pogačar. You can’t win if you don’t challenge Pogačar, but nobody can challenge Pogačar. Learn to read the race.
Another riders whose power blew me away today was Remco Evenepoel. Crashed, down, abandoned by his teammate Florian Lipowitz, he found the strength to race back to the front and eventually sprint for second place.
Evenepoel crashed on one of the whitewashed sections of roadway that we’ve been noticing in the 2026 Tour de France. I thought that was painted-over slogans, but I was wrong.
I wasn’t wrong about the painting, that does happen. Every morning, a van drives the course of that day’s stage and stops whenever fans have decorated the roadway with phrases or depictions that are too political, offensive, or lewd. The van then stops and a couple of guys come out with paint buckets and brushes. Sometimes they creatively repurpose the drawings, sometimes they just paint over the offensive or political.
But that’s not what is happening with these whitewashed sections. On hot days, also ahead of the riders, but after the commercial caravan, there’s a convoy of tankers. When the heat is likely to make the asphalt too soft to race on, they douse it with water and, in some cases, calcium hydroxide. The white mixture keeps the road surface cool, but Evenepoel and others are convinced it’s causing crashes.
Maybe it does, maybe it prevents crashes. Either way, all this preparation for each stage is just another mind-blowing example of how much work it is to be the race director for the biggest sporting even in the world.
Two riders were assigned to help Tim Merlier beat the time limit today. Pascal Eenkhoorn and Dylan van Baarle. Van Baarle is our focus rider, thanks to Team Senna#, the only participant in our dog-based category. (Generative AI picked AAVC team mascot Senna’s riders who are known to have dogs.)
Van Baarle has posted pictures on Instagram of his wife, Tour de France Femmes champion Pauline Ferrand-Prévot, and their dog Kumo. I think Kumo is a Bichon Frise or a very close relative in the “small white fluffy companion dog” family.
Merlier was dropped from the peloton almost immediately, before the intermediate sprint even. He couldn’t know it at the time, but the time limit was set at 45 minutes, 15 seconds. I like to wait to see if the riders beat the time limit, it’s another race inside the race. We rarely see that struggle. It’s usually, but not always, a calculated affair. They ride as slowly as possible, with a five-minute margin in case you have a mechanical.
Merlier and his grupetto were never in danger. They finished 168th and so on, almost 42 minutes behind. You can read it in the results, and you’ll notice that other sprinters like Max Kanter were ahead by a minute, and Søren Wærenskjold was behind a few seconds. We didn’t get to see it, the TV coverage finished a few minutes too early, but I can guarantee that all the sprinters were in the same grupetto. A kilometer, two kilometers from the finish, some of them are saying “enough already, I know I’ll make the time limit” and lose a few more minutes, or seconds.
Eenkhoorn, Merlier, and van Baarle thus saved a few microcalories that they will need on Wednesday, when another bunch sprint finish beckons.
Watch the final kilometer HERE.
Watch the FloBikes highlights HERE.
Watch NBC Sports’ Extended highlights HERE.
Read the TNT Sports report HERE.
Spoiler alert: there are no changes in the standings today.
The points scoring table looked a lot like the overall standings today. The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer.
Nobody is richer than Team Ansel right now. Most points from the stage, most overall, most riders in the Top-25 (eleven), and they are even taking command of the classifications now: Mattias Skjelmose overtook Lenny Martinez in the general classification, further advantage Team Ansel.
Team Tadej finished a second, at distance, and Team Hugo third, about the same distance. Team Josh came right behind in fourth, then a further gap to Team Oliver in sixth and Team Caleb and Team Matthew who went back to sharing seventh place.
Team Wesley finished ninth and Team Amalia tenth. Those who missed the boat today were Team Grace and Team Cameron.
Stage 11 will be a bunch sprint. There’s no wind, it’s flat, and the final kilometers are more or less straight. The sprint teams will keep the inevitable breakaway in sight and then pounce like they always do. I’ve given up on Girmay and Philipsen — although both have looked strong in intermediate sprints. If Tim Merlier sprints like he did on Sunday then nobody can beat him. Olav Kooij has a chance, but he needs something to go wrong for Merlier.
Standings after stage 10:
|
Rank |
Name |
Points |
WAS |
MOVES |
|
1 |
Team Ansel* |
2420 |
1 |
0 |
|
2 |
Team Tadej* |
2394 |
2 |
0 |
|
3 |
Team Josh* |
2354 |
3 |
0 |
|
4 |
Team Hugo* |
2168 |
4 |
0 |
|
5 |
Team Charles* |
2044 |
5 |
0 |
|
6 |
Team Caleb* |
1973 |
6 |
0 |
|
7 |
Team Matthew* |
1912 |
7 |
0 |
|
8 |
Team Oliver* |
1753 |
8 |
0 |
|
9 |
Team Amalia* |
1708 |
9 |
0 |
|
10 |
Team Wesley* |
1233 |
10 |
0 |
|
11 |
Team Grace* |
907 |
11 |
0 |
|
12 |
Team Cameron* |
700 |
12 |
0 |
Standings after stage 10 (including dogs and adults):
|
Rank |
Name |
Points |
WAS |
MOVES |
|
1 |
Team Ansel* |
2420 |
1 |
0 |
|
2 |
Team Tadej* |
2394 |
2 |
0 |
|
3 |
Team Kent |
2367 |
4 |
1 |
|
4 |
Team Josh* |
2354 |
3 |
-1 |
|
5 |
Team Amelia |
2338 |
5 |
0 |
|
6 |
Team Kari |
2334 |
6 |
0 |
|
7 |
Team Melanie |
2278 |
7 |
0 |
|
8 |
Team Rob |
2237 |
8 |
0 |
|
9 |
Team Eric |
2222 |
9 |
0 |
|
10 |
Team Jon |
2188 |
10 |
0 |
|
11 |
Team Hugo* |
2168 |
11 |
0 |
|
12 |
Team Craig |
2148 |
12 |
0 |
|
13 |
Team Kurt |
2130 |
13 |
0 |
|
14 |
Team Julie |
2115 |
14 |
0 |
|
15 |
Team Jonwaine |
2094 |
17 |
2 |
|
16 |
Team Ed |
2049 |
16 |
0 |
|
17 |
Team Charles* |
2044 |
15 |
-2 |
|
18 |
Team Laurens |
2014 |
19 |
1 |
|
19 |
Team Caleb* |
1973 |
18 |
-1 |
|
20 |
Team Corsa |
1964 |
20 |
0 |
|
21 |
Team Matthew* |
1912 |
21 |
0 |
|
22 |
Team Ambrose |
1878 |
22 |
0 |
|
23 |
Team Kate |
1836 |
23 |
0 |
|
24 |
Team Grace |
1794 |
24 |
0 |
|
25 |
Team Jonathan |
1765 |
28 |
3 |
|
26 |
Team Ellie |
1757 |
25 |
-1 |
|
27 |
Team Oliver* |
1753 |
26 |
-1 |
|
28 |
Team Adam |
1709 |
27 |
-1 |
|
29 |
Team Amalia* |
1708 |
28 |
-1 |
|
30 |
Team Charlotte |
1705 |
31 |
1 |
|
31 |
Team Cameron |
1701 |
30 |
-1 |
|
32 |
Team Erin |
1566 |
33 |
1 |
|
Team Suzanne |
1566 |
32 |
0 |
|
|
34 |
Team Furner |
1504 |
36 |
2 |
|
35 |
Team Allison |
1501 |
34 |
-1 |
|
36 |
Team Lichterman |
1457 |
35 |
-1 |
|
37 |
Team Wesley |
1443 |
37 |
0 |
|
38 |
Team Senna# |
1277 |
38 |
0 |
|
39 |
Team Izzy |
1235 |
39 |
0 |
|
40 |
Team Wesley* |
1233 |
40 |
0 |
|
41 |
Team Valerie |
979 |
41 |
0 |
|
42 |
Team Grace* |
907 |
42 |
0 |
|
43 |
Team Cameron* |
700 |
43 |
0 |
|
44 |
Team Sam |
691 |
44 |
0 |
Complete breakdown of points from stage 10:
|
Name |
STAGE RESULTS |
YELLOW JERSEY |
GREEN JERSEY |
POLKA DOT JERSEY |
WHITE JERSEY |
POINTS/CLASS |
TOTAL |
PREVIOUS |
CUM. TOTAL |
|
Team Amalia* |
143 |
36 |
5 |
9 |
11 |
61 |
204 |
1504 |
1708 |
|
Team Ansel* |
228 |
53 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
92 |
320 |
2100 |
2420 |
|
Team Caleb* |
169 |
43 |
10 |
10 |
14 |
77 |
246 |
1727 |
1973 |
|
Team Cameron* |
56 |
12 |
1 |
5 |
5 |
23 |
79 |
621 |
700 |
|
Team Charles* |
169 |
43 |
14 |
10 |
14 |
81 |
250 |
1794 |
2044 |
|
Team Grace* |
85 |
20 |
2 |
9 |
5 |
36 |
121 |
786 |
907 |
|
Team Hugo* |
197 |
49 |
10 |
13 |
15 |
89 |
286 |
1882 |
2168 |
|
Team Josh* |
191 |
50 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
89 |
280 |
2074 |
2354 |
|
Team Matthew* |
169 |
43 |
10 |
10 |
14 |
77 |
246 |
1666 |
1912 |
|
Team Oliver* |
167 |
43 |
14 |
11 |
12 |
80 |
247 |
1506 |
1753 |
|
Team Tadej* |
215 |
52 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
91 |
306 |
2088 |
2394 |
|
Team Wesley* |
153 |
36 |
0 |
6 |
14 |
56 |
209 |
1024 |
1233 |
Complete breakdown of points from stage 10 (including dogs and adults):
|
137 |
37 |
9 |
12 |
9 |
67 |
204 |
1505 |
1709 |
|
|
Team Allison |
132 |
32 |
9 |
8 |
9 |
60 |
192 |
1309 |
1501 |
|
Team Amalia* |
143 |
36 |
5 |
9 |
11 |
61 |
204 |
1504 |
1708 |
|
Team Ambrose |
145 |
38 |
14 |
10 |
12 |
74 |
219 |
1659 |
1878 |
|
Team Amelia |
232 |
54 |
10 |
10 |
15 |
89 |
321 |
2017 |
2338 |
|
Team Ansel* |
228 |
53 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
92 |
320 |
2100 |
2420 |
|
Team Caleb* |
169 |
43 |
10 |
10 |
14 |
77 |
246 |
1727 |
1973 |
|
Team Cameron |
155 |
38 |
7 |
12 |
9 |
66 |
221 |
1480 |
1701 |
|
Team Cameron* |
56 |
12 |
1 |
5 |
5 |
23 |
79 |
621 |
700 |
|
Team Charles* |
169 |
43 |
14 |
10 |
14 |
81 |
250 |
1794 |
2044 |
|
Team Charlotte |
170 |
37 |
5 |
15 |
10 |
69 |
239 |
1466 |
1705 |
|
Team Corsa |
174 |
49 |
11 |
10 |
15 |
85 |
259 |
1705 |
1964 |
|
Team Craig |
185 |
49 |
14 |
12 |
15 |
90 |
275 |
1873 |
2148 |
|
Team Ed |
178 |
43 |
14 |
10 |
14 |
81 |
259 |
1790 |
2049 |
|
Team Ellie |
148 |
38 |
11 |
12 |
10 |
73 |
221 |
1536 |
1757 |
|
Team Eric |
206 |
50 |
14 |
15 |
15 |
96 |
302 |
1920 |
2222 |
|
Team Erin |
167 |
36 |
4 |
13 |
12 |
67 |
234 |
1332 |
1566 |
|
Team Furner |
166 |
37 |
2 |
13 |
9 |
63 |
229 |
1275 |
1504 |
|
Team Grace |
156 |
39 |
11 |
12 |
10 |
74 |
230 |
1564 |
1794 |
|
Team Grace* |
85 |
20 |
2 |
9 |
5 |
36 |
121 |
786 |
907 |
|
Team Hugo* |
197 |
49 |
10 |
13 |
15 |
89 |
286 |
1882 |
2168 |
|
Team Izzy |
96 |
23 |
7 |
12 |
5 |
49 |
145 |
1090 |
1235 |
|
Team Jon |
199 |
51 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
90 |
289 |
1899 |
2188 |
|
Team Jonathan |
193 |
47 |
0 |
9 |
12 |
68 |
261 |
1504 |
1765 |
|
Team Jonwaine |
248 |
55 |
3 |
13 |
15 |
88 |
336 |
1758 |
2094 |
|
Team Josh* |
191 |
50 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
89 |
280 |
2074 |
2354 |
|
Team Julie |
182 |
45 |
14 |
13 |
13 |
87 |
269 |
1846 |
2115 |
|
Team Kari |
222 |
52 |
14 |
13 |
15 |
96 |
318 |
2016 |
2334 |
|
Team Kate |
162 |
40 |
14 |
12 |
12 |
80 |
242 |
1594 |
1836 |
|
Team Kent |
222 |
52 |
14 |
13 |
15 |
96 |
318 |
2049 |
2367 |
|
Team Kurt |
179 |
42 |
14 |
15 |
12 |
85 |
264 |
1866 |
2130 |
|
Team Laurens |
209 |
52 |
5 |
13 |
15 |
87 |
296 |
1718 |
2014 |
|
Team Lichterman |
118 |
30 |
11 |
10 |
8 |
59 |
177 |
1280 |
1457 |
|
Team Matthew* |
169 |
43 |
10 |
10 |
14 |
77 |
246 |
1666 |
1912 |
|
Team Melanie |
189 |
49 |
14 |
13 |
15 |
93 |
282 |
1996 |
2278 |
|
Team Oliver* |
167 |
43 |
14 |
11 |
12 |
80 |
247 |
1506 |
1753 |
|
Team Rob |
211 |
53 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
92 |
303 |
1934 |
2237 |
|
Team Sam |
68 |
16 |
0 |
6 |
8 |
30 |
98 |
593 |
691 |
|
Team Senna# |
110 |
28 |
7 |
9 |
9 |
53 |
163 |
1114 |
1277 |
|
Team Suzanne |
157 |
38 |
4 |
10 |
12 |
64 |
221 |
1345 |
1566 |
|
Team Tadej* |
215 |
52 |
14 |
10 |
15 |
91 |
306 |
2088 |
2394 |
|
Team Valerie |
54 |
19 |
7 |
9 |
5 |
40 |
94 |
885 |
979 |
|
Team Wesley |
120 |
30 |
7 |
9 |
9 |
55 |
175 |
1268 |
1443 |
|
Team Wesley* |
153 |
36 |
0 |
6 |
14 |
56 |
209 |
1024 |
1233 |
Allez le Tour!
-Laurens.