Little Piggies

[The Real Dean Oakland]

Talk about meltdown! Britney yanks the clippers from the stylist's
hands and pulls a Squeaky Fromme right there in front of the cameras!
A shot heard round the world? You betcha. Now she looks like K-Fed
(which is disheartening).

Seriously, man, it's another example of what happens when you skip a
day on your meds; the crepuscule of her career--and you're still in
your 20s! This can't end well; first it's Anna Nicole, and now this.
Some realities are just different, I suppose.

So here's your assignment (and I know you want to comment): write 250
words about the lightswitch that goes off, and that which results in
your PR firm's worst nightmare. In other words, What's the cost of
celebrity?

Keep writing.