JOKE: Little Girl on a Plane -- GAME: Bubble Struggle 2

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Feb 26, 2011, 4:10:18 PM2/26/11
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A Congressman took his seat next to a little girl on an airplane. He
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
this total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff --
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

"Then how do you feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal
health care, or the economy," the little girl replied, "when you don't
know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

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