JOKE: Two Pints -- (Plus, a fun new game: Guardian Rock)

[Zany]

First, here's a fun game to try: Guardian Rock
Squish all the Indiana Jones clones into archaeologist paste!
http://www.awfulgames.com/games/guardian_rock/

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And now for the joke: Two Pints

Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the
proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.

"Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one.

"There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor.

They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their
order.

"Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for
us."

The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the
fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You
did say two pints, didn't you?"

"That's right," he called back, "two pints."

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Be sure to check out our new game: Guardian Rock
Squish all the Indiana Jones clones into archaeologist paste!
http://www.awfulgames.com/games/guardian_rock/