JOKE: Needing a Day Off -- PLUS, How to Hug a Baby in 5 Easy Steps

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Babies are rather fragile and delicate, and many of us are unsure how
to safely hug them. Fortunately, Brutus the dog is here to show us the
proper method. (Caution: Cuteness Overload Ahead)
http://www.awfulgames.com/fun/how_to_hug_a_baby/

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Last week, I approached my supervisor in the front office. "Boss," I
said, "we're doing some major house-cleaning tomorrow, and my wife
needs me to haul a bunch of heavy stuff out of the attic and garage."

"You know we're short-handed lately," my boss said. "There's no way I
can give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss." I replied. "I knew I could count on you!"

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Be sure to check out the proper way to hug a baby!
http://www.awfulgames.com/fun/how_to_hug_a_baby/