Hey guys,
It brings me great pleasure to present to you a man who needs no introduction. He is respected, loved and (on the race course) feared. He is the former King of Galesville. Many call him Superman.
I bring you ED MILLS!
(applauds and cheers)
Ed will be coming all the way from Colorado to race with us next Sunday. Please join us if you can. It would be embarrassing if Ed came all this way and no one raced with him. I firmly believe that if Ed did a DNA test, he would find a significant amount of leprechaun in his heritage. This is because Ed is the luckiest guy in the world. This will guarantee that we will have favorable weather next Sunday. Yesterday was a blowout. Next Sunday will be great sailing because Ed will be here.
If you can’t race, then please join us for Friendsgiving.
Hope to see you there.
Sheriff Baker