LOL
What is the point of a pi without physical access. VHS was doing it to give people cheap 'virtual' pcs. but $5 per month an no gpio pin access...
Aren't you kind of missing the point of the Raspberry Pi?
I'm sorry, I don't understand. The point? Um, cloud... platform-as-a-service... Big Data... mobile-first... responsive... non-skeuomorphic flat interfaces... lightweight virtualization... Ember.js... crowdfunding... something...