eBay Store Fiend

[The Captain]

I love eBay for several reasons. They are as follows:

1. I like getting awesome deals.
2. I hate shopping at traditional retail stores.
3. No CCTV cameras recording me shopping.
4. Linda from Linda's Stuff is the coolest person I have ever bought
shoes from.
5. No one forgets to take off the security tags on my jeans.
6. Lindas Stuff is on eBay.
7. I am the type to snipe in auction with 2 seconds left to bid.
8. Where else are you going to find a Smurf TV tray.
9. My CPU is my best friend.
10. My keyboard sings to me and it sounds like a dove flapping its
wings.

If you agree with these statements than you should shop on eBay
stores. While your there check out shop lindas stuff, and enjoy your
day.