Daily Digest 22 (Wed 5/25)
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With only five bloggers left, the intensity of the competition is
really kicking in, and if the first challenge entries submitted are any
indication, this is good news for readers. The players must be really
feeling the pressure to sleuth out the spiciest gossip in town... so
far the bar has been set mighty high.
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Ritchey provides photographic proof of Owen Wilson meeting!
Yesterday Ritchey gave us a jam-packed chat transcript full of
insinuations about the naughty goings-on of such well-known celebrities
as Nicole Richie, Neal Hamburger, Famous Gay Singer, Tom Cruise, Tara
Reid, and other illustrious personages. She covered bad plastic
surgery, gastric bypass surgery, "nose candy," purposefully deceiving
Republicans, eating aborted babies, and more. We honestly felt like we
were in the supermarket check-out lane. Well played, Ritchey.
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Willow seen canoodling with Ultimate Blogger's own Joel!
Today Willow countered with her own Real Celebrity (tm) filled post,
featuring Liv Tyler being a spoiled brat, Patrick Stewart being
delightfully vulgar, not one but TWO Bill Murray items, and even the
secret weapon of Michael Showalter. (We hear SOMEBODY in the contest
simply CANNOT deny her maddeningly sexual attraction to Mr.
Showalter...but she's not the only one who can play the
not-naming-names game!)
It's been a star-studded day in the Den, and the mighty muddy rivers of
gossip ought to spring forth with even more power tomorrow.
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The UHUBUGGG is going to bed. It's not even midnight yet. How's that
for hot gossip?
Cheerio,
Your UHUBUGGG