Fwd: 3rd Annual Pokémon Bar Crawl: Sapphyre**+ Edition (Tenderlion)
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Holden Karau
Sep 13, 2015, 9:16:35 PM9/13/15
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* Rustboro City trainer AND excellent karaoke choice for later in the evening
*^ Who not only doesn’t have to put on the red light tonight but will help us tame our Pokemon
^ If you have the theme song in Karaoke form _please_ get in touch, otherwise it's the best of fiverr on the task.
^^ I vaguely remember where we ended up. I think. Sort of? Whatever.
&* To the best of my recollection, no one got arrested last year or the year before, unlike http://nydn.us/1N3mfQ0 .****
*** Do you remember last year?
*^** San Francisco Institute for Peter Pan Syndrome & Rehabilitation
^% If we have not forgotten them at home like the last two years
**+ The optional 'y' spelling is purposeful and fantastic
Dear wonderful humans, Pokémon & everyone in-between,
It is with great excitement we announce that, due to increased rent, the Pokemon Training Center is moving to Rustboro (aka the tenderloin), before our training center is replaced by an artisanal pilates* wine bar. Don’t remember the last pokemon bar crawl? That’s ok, neither do we^^, but we are told it was pretty awesome&*.
Come join us & Roxanne*^ as we hit up the first gym at Showdown. From there we will head on a magical adventure with one of two endings depending on your personal tastes (Karaoke where we will try and convince them to let us sing the theme song^ or an optional side quest (bring your leather if that's up your alley). Full schedule TBA.
Don’t have a costume? No problem! The fine researchers in Pallet Town have devised a sure-fire way to get you looking sapphyre**+ fine:
Pikachu Pajama Style : http://amzn.to/1qUykZo
Pokemon Trainer Kit from Amazon: http://amzn.to/1LEgRQc and tiny mudkip http://amzn.to/1Jv51XS
Comong from the pool? Check out the pokemon or pokeball bikinihttp://amzn.to/1Fagyrv
Mudkip Aviator Hat: http://amzn.to/1oZDr7W
Raver style Pikachu costume: http://bit.ly/1oZEaWC
Quick Bulbasaur costume: http://bit.ly/1to3Znn
Own a shirt and some pants or have 5 dollars and know where thrift store is? Team rocket is for you! http://bit.ly/1p6qVGD
Really really like fish? http://bit.ly/1n6F32F
Misty XXX: Vin Diesel edition http://bit.ly/1KmNg0l
Sexy Ash: https://youtu.be/75HBvsOxvYk?t=30s
Love cardboard or construction paper? Why not come as a pokémon card!http://bit.ly/1sC3xEC
Don’t want to come as a Pokémon? Come as Pokéball! http://bit.ly/1n20Glb
Still annoyed with San Francisco’s nudity laws and the health code? Check out these Pokémon pasties http://etsy.me/1yNt8Lh or get your own supplies ( http://amzn.to/1Jv5N7e & http://amzn.to/1X3fVuZ ) and decorate them yourself!
Going to be coming back from that “thing” in the desert? Grab your most Pokémon-like outfit (compete with playa dust OR use a “washing machine”) and accessorize. Didn’t wear any clothes, just freshen up your body paint :) Join us for indoor plumbing and bars that strangely request money in exchange for drinks.
Exciting prizes brought to you by our sponsor*^**! Best Pokémon (hosts' choice) will win one drink, to be paid for by winner, and Pokémon cards^%. Did you fail high school because you were training too many Pokémon? You can also win some Pokémon cards if you find me before I’m too drunk by demonstrating unnecessary Pokémon trivia.
It is with great excitement we announce that, due to increased rent, the Pokemon Training Center is moving to Rustboro (aka the tenderloin), before our training center is replaced by an artisanal pilates* wine bar. Don’t remember the last pokemon bar crawl? That’s ok, neither do we^^, but we are told it was pretty awesome&*.
Come join us & Roxanne*^ as we hit up the first gym at Showdown. From there we will head on a magical adventure with one of two endings depending on your personal tastes (Karaoke where we will try and convince them to let us sing the theme song^ or an optional side quest (bring your leather if that's up your alley). Full schedule TBA.
Don’t have a costume? No problem! The fine researchers in Pallet Town have devised a sure-fire way to get you looking sapphyre**+ fine:
Pikachu Pajama Style : http://amzn.to/1qUykZo
Pokemon Trainer Kit from Amazon: http://amzn.to/1LEgRQc and tiny mudkip http://amzn.to/1Jv51XS
Comong from the pool? Check out the pokemon or pokeball bikinihttp://amzn.to/1Fagyrv
Mudkip Aviator Hat: http://amzn.to/1oZDr7W
Raver style Pikachu costume: http://bit.ly/1oZEaWC
Quick Bulbasaur costume: http://bit.ly/1to3Znn
Own a shirt and some pants or have 5 dollars and know where thrift store is? Team rocket is for you! http://bit.ly/1p6qVGD
Really really like fish? http://bit.ly/1n6F32F
Misty XXX: Vin Diesel edition http://bit.ly/1KmNg0l
Sexy Ash: https://youtu.be/75HBvsOxvYk?t=30s
Love cardboard or construction paper? Why not come as a pokémon card!http://bit.ly/1sC3xEC
Don’t want to come as a Pokémon? Come as Pokéball! http://bit.ly/1n20Glb
Still annoyed with San Francisco’s nudity laws and the health code? Check out these Pokémon pasties http://etsy.me/1yNt8Lh or get your own supplies ( http://amzn.to/1Jv5N7e & http://amzn.to/1X3fVuZ ) and decorate them yourself!
Going to be coming back from that “thing” in the desert? Grab your most Pokémon-like outfit (compete with playa dust OR use a “washing machine”) and accessorize. Didn’t wear any clothes, just freshen up your body paint :) Join us for indoor plumbing and bars that strangely request money in exchange for drinks.
Exciting prizes brought to you by our sponsor*^**! Best Pokémon (hosts' choice) will win one drink, to be paid for by winner, and Pokémon cards^%. Did you fail high school because you were training too many Pokémon? You can also win some Pokémon cards if you find me before I’m too drunk by demonstrating unnecessary Pokémon trivia.
When: Saturday September 19nth
Where: Scenic Tenderlion
Why: Pandas
Why not: Pandas
Who: You and other people
What you need to do: Dress as a Pokémon, bar crawl
Prerequisites: Being kind of nerdy, willingness to look silly in public, limited aversion to drunk people & the tenderlion.
Previous years events: https://www.facebook.com/events/666113306806242/ & https://www.facebook.com/events/523865434345268 & https://plus.google.com/events/cb4lhb9u2e2u55ibugej6sj835s
This years event: https://www.facebook.com/events/477355352436181/
* Rustboro City trainer AND excellent karaoke choice for later in the evening
*^ Who not only doesn’t have to put on the red light tonight but will help us tame our Pokemon
^ If you have the theme song in Karaoke form _please_ get in touch, otherwise it's the best of fiverr on the task.
^^ I vaguely remember where we ended up. I think. Sort of? Whatever.
&* To the best of my recollection, no one got arrested last year or the year before, unlike http://nydn.us/1N3mfQ0 .****
*** Do you remember last year?
*^** San Francisco Institute for Peter Pan Syndrome & Rehabilitation
^% If we have not forgotten them at home like the last two years
**+ The optional 'y' spelling is purposeful and fantastic
Cell : 425-233-8271
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