2nd Annual Pokémon Bar Crawl: silver edition - still the best there ever was & the electric boogaloo!

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Holden Karau

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Jul 20, 2014, 7:57:06 PM7/20/14

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Dear wonderful humans, Pokémon & in-between,

Do you remember the last Pokémon bar crawl? I certainly do*! If you didn’t come last year, my sincerest condolences and congratulations for which ever major life event must have kept you attending.

With that guilt trip out of the way, I am pleased to announce the second annual Pokémon bar crawl!

Don’t have a costume? No problem! The fine researchers in Pallet Town have devised a sure-fire way to get ready for the silver edition:

Pikachu Pajama Style: http://amzn.to/1qUykZo
Mudkip Aviator Hat: http://amzn.to/1oZDr7W
Raver style Pikachu costume: http://amzn.to/1kJWfqI / http://bit.ly/1oZEaWC
Quick Bulbasaur costume: http://bit.ly/1to3Znn
Own a shirt and some pants or have 5 dollars and know where thrift store is? Team rocket is for you! http://bit.ly/1p6qVGD
Really really like fish? http://bit.ly/1n6F32F
Love cardboard or construction paper? Why not come as a pokémon card! http://bit.ly/1sC3xEC
Don’t want to come as a Pokémon? Come as Pokéball! http://bit.ly/1n20Glb
Still annoyed with San Francisco’s nudity laws and the health code? Check out these Pokémon pasties: http://etsy.me/1yNt8Lh

Going to be coming back from that “thing” in the desert? Grab your most Pokémon-like outfit (compete with playa dust) and accessorize. Join us for indoor plumbing and bars that strangely request money in exchange for drinks.

An exciting new addition for the silver edition of our bar crawl is the “Pokéspeaker”** which we will wheel along with us to play the theme song when “appropriate” (always). You are encouraged to memorize the theme song to sing along.

Exciting prizes brought to you by our sponsor***! Best Pokémon (Holden’s choice & Morgan’s choice) will win one drink, to be paid for by winner, and Pokémon cards if they are not drunkenly forgotten. Did you fail high school because you were training too many Pokémon? You can also win some Pokémon cards if you find me before I’m too drunk by demonstrating unnecessary Pokémon trivia.

When: Saturday September 13nth

Where: The scenic SOMA district (details TBD)

Why: Pandas

Why not: Pandas

Who: You and other people

What you need to do: Dress as a Pokémon, drink****

Prerequisites: Being kind of nerdy, willingness to look silly in public, limited aversion to drunk people.

Previous years events: https://www.facebook.com/events/523865434345268 & https://plus.google.com/events/cb4lhb9u2e2u55ibugej6sj835s

Details : TBA (venues will be announced later)

Facebook Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/666113306806242/?context=create&ref_dashboard_filter=upcoming&source=49

G+ Event: https://plus.google.com/events/cvf7mhn3a622c7ut2ot8m3p9n5s

* Well like most of it. I mean the end part is a little fuzzy anyways.