Greeting Shutterdayers from House Arrest in the Hollywood Hills.
Reports of my recent double arm breakage are completely unfounded and
untrue
and the result of miscommunication between my handlers and myself.
It is with a heavy heart and great shame that I tell you and only you,
that I, Homer Laffoone,
had been incarcerated in the Century Regional Detention Facility for
Women in Los Angelesa, California, USA
for probation violation.
But Happy Day! Today I am out for an unspecified medical condition
with this stylish
new ankle bracelet and looking forward to paying the rest of my debt
to society
in the sprawling confines of my digs over looking Sunset Strip.
Please, hold your tears. I know, I know. Be strong for me. As I am
for you.
Always remember that I asked not to be treated better because I am
famous
but I also don't want to be treated worse.
This week's theme is 'Famous' and may include shots of people/places/
things
that are famous. Example: Coca Cola? Famous.
Ocala Cola? How you say, not so much the famous.
I think you catch the drift.