The Remote Patrol: 3/31: In like a lion out like a lion.

[Thomas Heald, Esquire]

The Remote Patrol for Tuesday, March 31, 2009
by Thomas Allen Heald, Guiding Plight
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings

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TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY
Which Space Ghost character starred in Cartoon Network's "Brak Presents
The Brak Show Starring Brak"
A) Astro-man
B) Brak
C) Moltar
D) Space Ghost
E) Zorak

The answer when next we meet. Or not.
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8 p.m.
"REAPER's" (CW) secret is revealed to the girlfriend. Well, he's steel
better to have around than Dennis Rodman.

Adam Lambert performs "Singing in the Rain" in the style of Insane Clown
Posse while Danny Gokey sings something involving Jesus on "AMERICAN
IDOL" (Fox).

9 p.m.
"THE MENTALIST" (CBS) battles the Hypnotist.

Math is hard on "90210" (CW).

9:20 p.m.
Sonny & Cher + Ozzy and Sharon = "OSBOURNES: RELOADED" (Fox).

10 p.m.
TELE-GEBRA
"Cupid" + 11 years = "CUPID" (ABC).

A man of the cloth commits unspeakable acts on "LAW & ORDER: SVU" (NBC):
The PTC/Catholic League pick of the week.

10 p.m.
Will "MY BOYS" (TBS) leave someone at the altar? B-plot: a
mustache-growing contest!

11 p.m.
TELE-GEBRA
"True Beauty" = "PRETTY WICKED" (Oxygen), hosted by Top Model cycle 7
winner CariDee English.

SCHLOCK SOUP
* Carson thins the herd with Adrianne Palicki and Robin Thicke.
* Seth Rogen observes "The Daily Show."
* Stephen plans David Plotz.
* Tavis names Jaime Pressly and William Cohan as his guests.
* Dave sponges off Bill O'Reilly and Marianne Faithfull.
* Jay sits and parks with Amy Poehler, Paul Walker, and Fall Out Boy.
* Craig eats the cannoli with Isabella Rossellini and Linda Cardellini.
* Jimmy Fallon wants to be close to Glenn Close, Kristen Wiig, and Gomez.
* Jimmy gets lost with The latest "Dancing with the Stars" castoff, Will
Arnett, and Michelle Rodriguez.

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