The Remote Patrol: 4/13: Native Sun
Thomas Heald, Esquire
by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
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TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY
Who is the least of these?
A) Dr. Remy Hadley
B) Patrick McGoohan
C) Jenna von Oÿ
D) Commander Riker
E) Maxwell Smart
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8 p.m.
"HOUSE" (Fox) leans on Cameron, Wilson diets, and Kutner ... well ...
Kim Bauer returns on "24" (Fox) between 1 and 2 a.m.. Unfortunately,
bear trap technology has advanced since she's been away.
Jordana Brewster, Scott Bakula, and Tony Hale guest on "CHUCK" (NBC), as
the series battles "Heroes" to stick around another season.
"THE BIG BANG THEORY" (CBS) finds love ... in the stack at the comic
book racks? YACS (You Are Correct, Sir)!
9 p.m.
"CONFESSIONS OF A SUPERHERO" (Sundance) meets the men and molls mugging
for cameras on Hollywood Boulevard in capes and spandex.
Yay, more flashbacks? "HEROES" (CBS) reveals the Petrelli secrets from
1961. On the bright side this is when comics readers were first
introduced to the Fantastic Four, The Atom, Batgirl, Hawkman and
Hawkwoman, and General Zod. Then again ... Fin Fang Foom.
9 p.m.
"WE SHALL REMAIN" (PBS) looks at the history books from a Native
American P.O.V.. Kicking things off is a look at life "After the
Mayflower," as directed by my friend Chris Eyre.
10 p.m.
"DOING DA VINCI" (Discovery) rebuilds Leonardo's designs.
"MEDIUM" (NBC) travels back in time to 1973 where she becomes a NYC cop
named Sam Tyler.
TALK TALK
* Tavis wanes with Rep. Henry Waxman and Idris Elba.
* Dave bows down to Zac Efron.
* Jay is achy and/or breaky with Sen. John McCain, Kristin Chenoweth,
and Billy Ray Cyrus
* Craig opts for hokum with Dwight Yoakam and Mary McCormack.
* Jimmy Fallon locks and loads with Denis Leary, Jill Hennessy, Sara
Watkins & John Paul Jones.
QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS
Before he launched his Report, Matt Drudge might have shown you to your
seat as a page at ... which show? Before working the CBS gift shop
several years you could come on down to see him at ... "The Price is Right."
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