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TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY
Zac Effron is to "High School Musical" as Matthew Perry is to:
A) "Anna Lee"
B) "Joey"
C) "Lucky Luke"
D) "Roxie"
E) "Sydney"
9:30 p.m.
Liz gets banned from The Girlie Show with Tracy Jordan on "30 ROCK"
(NBC). Must have been a mean girl today.
10 p.m.
Jewel helps close out "THE CHRIS ISAAK HOUR" (Bio) by helping him "Make
It Through the Night."
TALK TALK
* Ben Affleck hunts goodwill on "The Daily Show."
Kanishk Tharoor and Doug Kmiec wish you knew who they were on * "The
Colbert Report."
* Tavis plays the fool to Dara Torres and India.Arie.
* David spends 42 with Matthew Perry, Elisha Cuthbert, and Rascal Flatts.
* Jay has a flush draw with Jessica Alba, Bob Saget, and Jonny Lang.
* Jimmy Kimmel is effable with Zac Efron, Patti Stanger, and Franz Ferdinand
* Craig discusses the same topics with Madeleine Albright and Amy Smart.
* Jimmy Fallon twitters Rachel McAdams, Michael Emerson, Matthew
Stafford, and Solange.
* Last Call celebrates show #1001 with Liz Hatch, Cassidy Freeman, and
Lykke Li.
QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS
Which former sitcom actor can be found regularly on NBC's "Poker After
Dark"? "Welcome Back Kotter's" Gabe Kaplan.
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