The Remote Patrol: 3/25: The whole way, I was thinking to myself: See smarty pants?
Thomas Heald, Esquire
by Thomas Allen Heald, Pennitent
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY
Sci Fi's "Battlestar Galactica" ended with a song from ... whom?
A) The Beatles
B) The Rolling Stones
C) Jimi Hendrix
D) Janis Joplin
E) U2
The answer when next we meet. Or not.
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8 p.m.
Cox finally gives J.D. some props on "SCRUBS" (ABC). Something's up.
"AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL" (CW) embarrasses itself at Ellis Island with
tired and poor contestants yearning to be totally hot.
Adam Caldwell performs something by Aretha Franklin as interpreted by
Nirvana during Motown night on "AMERICAN IDOL" (Fox).
A nun of the above is dropped like a bad habit in "THEY KILLED SISTER
DOROTHY" (HBO2). Bless me father for I have punned.
8:30 p.m.
It's take your daughter to work day on "BETTER OFF TED" (ABC). She's not
better off.
9 p.m.
Sylar goes on a rampage on "LOST" (ABC)
The coroner is bagged and tagged on "LIFE" (NBC).
10 p.m.
Sam's the suspect with a cop killer is whacked himself on "LIFE ON MARS"
(ABC).
The more things change, the more they stay the same on "DAMAGES" (FX).
TALK TALK
* Dave rocks a king baby to sleep with Christina Applegate, Jim
Gaffigan, Jesse Harris and Norah Jones.
* Jay jinxes himself with Halle Berry, Frank Caliendo, and Prince.
* Craig slides home with Jerry O'Connell, Patrick Pedraja and Tucker
Albrizzi, and Ra Ra Riot.
* Jimmy Fallon touches monkeys with Mike Myers, Anna Kournikova, and
All American Rejects.
* Jimmy Kimmel has a royal flush with John Stamos, Dr. Drew Pinsky,
and Blue October
* Tavis' guests is Jaime Pressly and William Cohan.
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QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS
When "C.S.I." originally launched on CBS on Friday nights in 2000, it
was paired with an update of "The Fugitive" with Tim Daly as Dr. Richard
Kimble. Who was tasked with chasing him as Lt. Gerard? "Forrest Gump"
sidekick Mykelti Williamson.
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CORRECTION: Our report on We regret the error.
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