The Remote Patrol: 4/20: Harold and Kumar Go to Cabinet Meetings
Thomas Heald, Esquire
by Thomas Allen Heald, Esquire
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
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TOM'S TOTALLY TWISTED TV TRIVIA THINGY Which animals are not currently
part of Craig Ferguson's "Late Late Show" puppet menagerie mostly used
in his opening pre-credits segments?
A) A cow
B) A dinosaur
C) A monkey
D) A parrot
E) A shark
F) A toucan
Learn what have we learned on the quiz today ... tomorrow.
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7 p.m.
"ATTACK OF THE SHOW" (G4) discusses marijuana. Whyever would that be?
8 p.m.
"GOSSIP GIRL" (CW) is back! Haven't watched it since I got bored by the
pilot.
Look at the hood ornaments on her! Oh relax, she's just at a Car Museum
on "ANTIQUES ROADSHOW" (Plymouth Buick Seabring).
Sam and Diane consider giving into passion on "CHUCK" (NBC).
9 p.m.
To recap "HEROES" (NBC): Sylar is now the Chameleon, the Petrellis are
still boring, and the most exciting thing they've come up with for Hiro
to do is babysit. And they're probably bringing Isaac back from the dead
next week so they can better justify the online graphic novel/comics.
My friend Chris Eyre directs "WE SHALL REMAIN: TECUMSEH'S VISION" (PBS)
Part 2 of the Native American history project which has a spiritual
vision on how to unite the nation to avoid the oppressive taxation of
that communist Barack Obama.
"KNIGHTS OF BLOODSTEEL: PLEASE WATCH EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT HARRY POTTER"
(Sci Fi) concludes.
Jack is blamed for Kutner's "suicide" on "24" (Fox).
10 p.m.
"CASTLE" (ABC) and "CSI: MIAMI" (CBS) are both still somehow on the air.
TALK TALK
* "The Daily Show" rings in the week with Reza Aslan.
* "The Colbert Report" hails Ken Quinn and Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
* Tavis has a sci-finance convention with Rep. Barney Frank and Hugh
Masekela.
* Dave throws his guests Jeff Goldblum and Jeff Dunham at your screen.
* Jay is humane to Martha Stewart, Tracy Ullman, and the Killers.
* Jimmy Kimmel is apparently taking Monday off. Stay tuned for the Best
of "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson." And tomorrow night, guest
host Joan Rivers.
* Craig boyles it down with Simon Cowell, Jean Smart, and Erin McCarley.
* Jimmy Fallon parks his car with Terrence Howard, Rashida Jones, and
Rick Ross.
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