The Remote Patrol: 3/26: Running late for Jury Duty

[Thomas Heald, Esquire]

The Remote Patrol for Thursday, March 26, 2009
by Thomas Allen Heald, Pennitent
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings

7 p.m.
The Boston Terriers and the Glendale Evans face off in the annual Men's
"NON DRUG TESTING SCHOLARSHIP PAGEANT" (CBS)

8 p.m.
TELE-GEBRA
"The Mommies" = "IN THE MOTHERHOOD" (ABC)

Zatanna the Magician gives both Chloe and Clark their hearts desire on
"SMALLVILLE" (CW)? 3-picture deals at Warner Brothers?

Smokey Robinson and Ruben Studdard remind people how important it is to
win on "AMERICAN IDOL" (Fox). Right Bucky Covington, Kellie Pickler,
Clay Aiken and Daughtry?

Randy searches for his first love on "MY NAME IS EARL" (NBC). No, not
trans-fats.

8:30 p.m.
"SAMANTHA WHO?" (ABC) returns sans the cushy post-Dancing timeslot for
the worst numbers it has ever garnered.

9:30 p.m.
Jack remembers his wonder years on "30 ROCK" (NBC).

10 p.m.
Helicopters fall on random people on "ER. (NBC).

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