The Remote Patrol: 4/8: Rocky me Sexy Jesus
Thomas Heald, Esquire
by Thomas Allen Heald, Smoke, Smoke Smoke That Cigarette
All times Eastern, for PBS programs, check local listings
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At what station/channel would you find writer and television reporter
R.B. Bugg?
A) CNN
B) KNBC
C) WJM-TV
D) WKRP-24
E) 85 WORD TV
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8 p.m.
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Lady and the Janitor on
"SCRUBS" (ABC). Mmmm. Three tiered urinal cake.
8:30 p.m.
A new burglar alarm allows African Americans to be invisible on "BETTER
OFF TED" (ABC). Bring me the head of Dogbert!
9 p.m.
"MYTHBUSTERS" (Discovery) clashes with demolition derbies.
Who goes home this week on "AMERICAN IDOL" (Fox)? Anoop Desai, this is
your moment.
"LIFE" (NBC) closes out season 2 with Crews looking for his kidnapped
partner Reese. (Pssst. She's watching Idol.)
10 p.m.
TELE-GEBRA
* "M*A*S*H" x "Hill Street Blues" - "The Shield" = "THE UNUSUALS" (ABC).
Adam Goldberg and Harold Perrineau costar.
* The Paris Hilton sex tape + "Born Free" = "NIGHT" (Animal Planet).
TALK TALK
* Rep. Nancy Pelosi vetoes The Daily Show:
* Phil Bronstein values "The Colbert Report."
* Ray Liotta and Gary Locke visit Tavis.
QUESTIONABLE ANSWERS
Since she learned the truth "At Seventeen" What series might folksinger
Janis Ian have avoided on her birthday? "America's Next Top Model," as
"love was meant for beauty queens, and high school girls with clear
skinned smiles who married young and then retired.
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