Let the Season Begin!!!!!!!!

[Jeremy Steed]

Here ye, here ye!  The season begins!

I would first like to congratulate everybody on a subpar draft, as the report card reflects, Team Ramrod is off to a great start.  Some good drama throughout the offseason: 

• Casey moved to Maine to live out his life dream as a stay at home husband supporting his girlfriend who is, and always will be, the breadwinner (congrats on that); 
• Tom officially joined Crossfit Equinox; 
• Kevin Bird's mother is still a naughty minx; 
• Todd's gambling debts have finally caught up to him, requiring him to choose a cheaper bachelor trip option;
• Josh finally had sex, duration for that encounter remains unclear;
• Lemek has (finally) been banned from Columbia Country Club;
• John McCusker is a naughty, naughty boy;
• Shaun is selling headphones;
• Pat Burns whereabouts unknown;
• Remy occasionally takes Fuck Boi Ian out for walks during the day;
• Tyler works for a woman.

For the new league members, it is the priority of The Fuhrer to use his heavy hand in order to preserve competition in the face of great adversity and public scrutiny. The Fuhrer will, as he deems necessary, punish, sanction, exterminate, and eradicate from the records books, any competitor who fails to uphold competition.  Circa 2013: Casey and Todd sanctioned points for collusion. Circa 2014: Gibbs Fogarty banished from league and erased from the league recordbook for failing to abide by league policy.  I will not shy away from punishing again.

Power Rankings next week. 

Good luck. 

Match-ups below:

--The Fuhrer

All Hail, Live 10,000 years!

League Champion 2012