--- On Thu, 9/23/10, Franklin Wong <fsw...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
From: Franklin Wong <fsw...@sympatico.ca> Subject: FW: It's hell to be old !!!! To: undisclose...@hotmail.com Received: Thursday, September 23, 2010, 12:18 PM
Subject: FW: It's hell to be old !!!!
> > OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! > > > > > > An 85-year-old man was told by the > > Doctor that he needed a sperm count as part of his physical exam. > > > > The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a > > semen sample tomorrow.' > > > > The next day the 85-year-old man > > reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean > > and empty as on the previous day. > > > > The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like > > this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my > > left hand, but still nothing. > > > > 'Then I asked my
wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with > > her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth > > in,then with her teeth out, still nothing. > > > > 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with > > both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her > > knees, but still nothing.' > > > > The doctor was shocked! > > 'You asked your neighbor?' > > > > The old man replied, > > 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
|