Torah of Noah
The Way of the Eternal Dove
Torah of Noah
The 253 Official Rules of the Kingdom of Noah
(aka The Kingdom of Noah Torah)
Thou Shalt Not Kill
Thou Shalt Do No Violence
Thou Shalt Not Eat Blood
Thou Shalt enjoy thy rock & roll, but thou shalt not let the party get out of hand
Thou Shalt enjoy thy wine, but thou again shalt not let the party get out of hand
Thy Rock & Roll parties on Saturday Night is generally the best way to go
Thou Shalt not have thy personal rock and roll up too loud, and make sure it gets lower and lower as the night goes on to allow people their proper rest
Thou shalt have thy teeth cleaned by water when you can
Thou shalt get a good diet which must include some fruits and vegetables for proper health
Thou shalt not eat too much meat – keep it to a minimum – too much is not good for the health
Thou shalt be concerned about thy health
Thou Shalt agree that you should not covet too much land to the detriment of thy neighbour’s right to also live on the land – you should not try and take it all, simply because you think you can just buy it, but you shall share your land and property with your neighbour to ensure peace, happiness, and enjoyment for all
Thou shalt share thy natural resources of thy nation fairly amongst the citizens
Thou shalt trade in equity, fairness and justice with all nations – do not attempt to prosper over them, but ensure they do not rip you off either – you shall have equitable, just and fair trade agreements
Thou shalt make thy spare national resources available to other nations in exchange for their own resources which you can utilize
Thou shalt trade fair resources for fair resources – neither party should profit unjustly over the other
Thou shalt have concern for thy neighbours welfare and ensure they have access to life, liberty, happiness and the pursuit of their dreams
Thou Shalt Wash Yourself after Sexual Relations to ensure no unpleasant substances affect you or others
Thou Shalt Wash yourself regularly and keep yourself clean
Thou Shalt Keep Tidy
Thou Shalt realize that men have penises and women have vaginas – and that there is a difference between men and women in the way that God designed them
Thou shalt realize that a feminine culture is a good idea for females and that a masculine culture is a good idea for males
Thou Shalt Wash Your Clothes
Thou Shalt Wear Clothes so as not to embarrass other people through thine nakedness
Thou Shalt Not Eat the Forbidden Fruit
Thou Shalt Not Steal
Thou Shalt Not Rape
Thou Shalt Wait until Puberty – Nature’s Signal – before practising sexual relations
Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, as practising sexual immorality if you have oathed to stay loyal to a partner is a sign of corruption and dishonour
Thou Shalt realize that a woman who has children to more than one man is not wise
Thou Shalt Honour Marriages as the foundation of a stable society
Thou Shalt Treat each other with kindness and respect to build a stable society of trust and respect
Thou Shalt realize that gay men can not commit sexual intercourse with each other and have babies
Thou Shalt realize that the idea of gay marriages is pretty stupid as they can’t make baby's
Thou Shalt practice kindness and loyalty to family members
Thou Shalt have fair and true justice and judgements
Thou Shalt not kidnap people
Thou Shalt have a welfare system, thou shalt encourage education, and thou shalt attempt to contribute lawfulness and wisdom to the society to profit those dedicated to eternal life
Thou Shalt budget carefully to ensure your spending is upon the important needs to maintain your household
Thou Shalt exercise prudence and caution when it comes to the company and friendships that you keep – remember, not every supposed friend will act in your best interests or care for you properly
Thou Shalt keep honest and true land boundary records
Thou Shalt honour the law
Thou Shalt not appoint a corrupt judge to office, and thou shalt dismiss a corrupt judge from office
Thou Shalt not consult demonic entities for witchcraft
Thou Shalt realize that Astrology is deceptive
Thou Shalt realize that Tarot is a joke
Thou Shalt realize that Magic is unethical manipulation of the rights of others through spellcraft
Thou Shalt know that many people are offended by faggotry
Thou Shalt know that transsexuals make some people vomit
Thou Shalt realize that tattoos put some people off
Thou Shalt know that coveting other peoples stuff leads to jealousy and envy and theft
Thou Shalt get thine own stuff instead of being envious of thy neighbours
Thou Shalt have concern for thine parents because they are raising you and feeding you in this world
Thou Shalt not honour thy parents wishes if they intend sin for thee
Thou Shalt not get drunk in public places – it inevitably leads to embarrassing behaviour and violence
Thou Shalt not abuse cigarettes – keep your smoking practices under control and allow some time regularly for the body to abstain from cigarettes
Thou Shalt avoid illicit drugs – if they become legal exercise caution
Thou Shalt observe the traffic rules – if you speed, you will inevitably kill others or yourself
Thou Shalt abide by common sense
Thou Shalt not be proud of thine own efforts, for pride corrupts the heart into thinking itself greater than it actually is
Thou Shalt realize that God made everything and designed everything – why is thine boast in a vain idol, a vain statue, a vain human, who sins constantly?
Thou Shalt realize that your vain kings and queens are puffed up with pride, and attempting to usurp authority in place of God and his laws, which are true and just forever
Thou Shalt realize that all civil codes are corrupted by human logic, not that of the divine, and allow sin in great quantities to prosper unchecked
Thou Shalt realize that freedom of religion is freedom to sin, which is inevitable death, and regard all such societal rules which allow this as corrupt
Thou Shalt repent of your sins
Thou shalt not put too heavy loads of theological teaching on young minds as everyone needs to learn about the rules of life, and you can’t learn everything instantly or all at once – so thou shalt allow some people decent, fair and reasonable grace as they learn how to live
Thou Shalt not worship idols
Thou Shalt definitely enjoy having sexual relations with your partner when the marriage is consummated, and seeing all their bodily assets is what life is all about.
Thou Shalt avoid corrupt people
Thou Shalt realize that the author of these rules does not insist you agree with every single one of them
Thou Shalt be civilized
Thou Shalt realize that getting caught up in excessive fantasies is not wise
Thou shalt practice moderation when necessary
Thou shalt be merciful
Thou shalt be just
Thou shalt be kind
Thou shalt be loving
Thou shalt be honest
Thou shalt be brutally honest when necessary
Thou shalt humble the proud
Thou shalt have honest weights and measures
Thou shalt not commit fraud
Thou shalt listen to wise counsel
Thou shalt do all thine mockeries in a spirit of sarcastic love and affection
Thou shalt rebuketh bullies
Thou shalt not tolerate bullies
Thou shalt verily mocketh bullies
Thou shalt not engage in sexual activity with animals
Thou shalt not engage in any forms of sexual bestiality
Thou shalt ensure your working standards are legal, ethical, and according to the correct procedures of the company or business you work for
Thou shalt not exploit anybody
Thou shalt not exploit employees
Thou shalt pay fair, reasonable and just wages, and provide bonuses when the situation fairly warrants – yet thou shalt also provide a decent, good and reasonable profit for yourself and any shareholders also
Thou shalt not be ashamed of being rich, nor shalt thou be ashamed of being poor
Thou shalt strive for wealth and success carefully to build up your estate, as God likes wealth and treasures
Thou shalt not strive for wealth to a great degree if thou doesn’t really mind that much, but thou should never be jealous thus of those who do work for and strive for greater wealth
Thou shalt respect land laws and rights and peoples ownership of the land
Thou shalt seek calm and stable ways
Thou shalt not act as an aggressor
Thou shalt be friendly and hospitable towards people of good reputation
Thou shalt be concerned for your family's welfare and reputation
Thou shalt realize the standards of the Noahide Nations need to be decent enough for us to get along well enough with in the end for us to pursue our dreams in the spirit of eternal life
Thou shalt not racially discriminate
Thou shalt respect those of the opposite sex
Thou shalt not abuse animals
Thou shalt have no slavery in Noahide Nations
Thy Nation shalt not oppress any other nation
Thou shalt seek the ways of national and international peace
Thou shalt have an economic and political system which acts in the best interests of every citizen, whatever the particular economic or political system you favour
Thou shalt realize that both right wing, left wing and central body of any political system are all necessary for the proper functioning of a political system, and respect each components rights to exercise authority when they are in office
Thou shalt not exercise political opposition simply for the sake of it, but that shalt exercise political opposition when the case at hand definitely warrants it
Thou shalt listen carefully to the advice of health professionals
Thou shall try to get along with your society
Thou Shalt avoid hypocrisy
Thou Shalt consider the needs of others
Thou Shalt be concerned with your own reputation
Thou Shalt be polite
Thou Shalt observe the facts of Creation Science
Thou Shalt raise thy children with Kindness, Justice, Fun and Love
Thou shalt realize that God loved Noah and we are Noah’s Children and that God loves us as well
Thou Shalt be humble enough to admit it when you are wrong
God desires Noahide Nations to be Righteous
Thou shalt seek calm ways to find peace for your soul
God expects Noahide Nations to be Righteous
God talks to Noahides and teaches Noahide peoples truths as well
God expects you to remember that the sign of Noah’s Covenant is the Rainbow
Thou shalt remember that Noahide Nations are Free Men and Women
Thou shalt be happy in thine own Noahide achievements
Thou shalt be happy in thine own Noahide successes
Thou shalt be happy in thine own Noahide glories
Thou shalt have just laws and just rules
Thou shalt create and promote your own rules and laws and teach them to others if you believe they are just, fair, kind and well-intentioned towards people
Thou shalt be happy being social or happy being independent if that is what thou desire
Thou shalt disregard others if they mock thee for thy looks or thy personal tastes in things, such as clothes or music or other things
Thou shalt find inner strength through being a child of God’s creation, a child of God’s love, and remember these rules are dedicated to all people, including yourself, and are for your best interests at heart
Thou shalt practice love, mercy, grace and kindness
Thou shalt try to see the inner beauty in people and see as God’s sees – the heart
Thou shalt acknowledge the truth
Thou shalt tell the truth
Thou shalt lie if you want to to a corrupt person who will use it against you
Thou shalt not bow to men
Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
Thou shalt educate thyself and grow in knowledge when you have the time and the inclination
Thou shalt encourage education and growing in knowledge in others
Thou shalt not put a stumbling block in front of the blind
Thou shalt protect the rights of orphans and widows
Thou shalt care for the disaffected in your society
Thou shalt give people a break when they need one
Thou shalt not be too legalistic all the time, but thou shalt be legalistic when necessary
Thou shalt exercise balance, moderation and know there is a time for all things under heaven
Thou canst pray to God if thou wants to
Thou shalt not feel pressured into praising God if you think it is stupid or you don’t want to
Thou shalt remember that God is just a bloke as well, as we are made after his image, and he also knows how to relax and have a good time
Thou shalt expect mercy from God and thou shalt grant mercy to God
Thou shalt not judge God too harshly, but express your opinions freely to him on any issue you believe in
Thou shalt not racially discriminate but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
Thou shalt keep prostitution to a minimum so that the land does not fall into depravity and become full of injustice
Thou shalt have designated suburbs in your cities for your brothels
Thou shalt not deliberately force your daughter to become a prostitute, but if she takes it up herself of her own volition thou shalt still respect, love and care for her and provide for her
Thou shalt not indulge too greatly in pornography, and thou shalt get rid of your old porno collections after a while to make sure you do not get involved with old and stale debauchery, fowl obsessions over porn stars who do not want the attention, or smelly odours and substances attached to such things – keep any porn in your collections reasonably recent if you must have such things
Thou shalt not offend straight people with your gay fantasies
Thou shalt not practice sexual harassment
Thou shalt be slutty or smutty with a person of the opposite sex in a flirtatious sense only if they appreciate such things and do not tell you to back off or say that they are not interested
Thou shalt not make assumptions that all men are bastards or that all women are bitches – there is a great diversity of people amongst the human race
If you are gay, better to find your own gay community, and live in designated gay suburbs or gay streets or gay housing complexes
God is less concerned about gayness if it is separate from the heterosexual community into enclaves and areas of the community which don’t affect the mainstream which God prefers
If you are Gay, still keep the rules of God, and do not provoke him or others who are offended by such lifestyles
Keep any profane lifestyles separate and away from mainstream society so as not to bother them
Thou shalt not mess around with thy neighbours property
Thou shalt respect thy neighbours property
Thou shalt not pressure thy neighbour into doing things they don’t want to do
Thou shalt not try to control or manipulate people
Thou shalt be clear in charting thy work procedures for thy workforce, and not expect things of them that are not clearly designated or shown instructions for in the work procedures and protocols manuals
Thou shalt be very specific in the things required of your workers in thine work contracts, and not expect things of them which are not clearly specified
Thou shalt have the right to expect workers to comply with all reasonable requests according to procedures of the workplace if they have agreed to them contractually
Thou shalt have the right to make workers redundant if they are consistently working at a level lower than that required by their work agreements
Thou shalt give fair warnings to workers before attempting to make them redundant
Thou shalt not have sex with dead people – thou shalt avoid necrophilia and respect the rights of the dead
Thou shalt not molest little children – wait until puberty before engaging in sexual practices with anyone
Thou shalt have concerns for thy little ones and raise them properly
Thou shalt allow adoptions when necessary, but thou shalt not attempt to usurp over the child the rights of the biological parents
Thou shalt honour doctors and be careful about medical rules and procedures
Thou shalt treat the mentally unwell with care and concern, and hospitalize them if and when necessary
Thou shalt exercise caution with psychotic people, but thou shalt remember that they do not necessarily intend any form of lawlessness
Thou shalt take the hint if the girl tells you to go away
Thou shalt take the hint if the guy says you are not the one
Thou shalt have the right to refuse everyone from telling you to do anything at all to simply serve their vain wishes, regardless of your age
Children are supposed to comply with their parents wishes if the parents are attempting to raise their children properly
It is quite ok to rebuke rebellious children to ensure compliance with the laws
Thou shalt realize you are not alone in this life and this world, and it does not revolve all around you, and that you can not have all the say or everything your own way – you have to share this world with everyone else
Don’t annoy people off just for the sake of it – have some respect
Take issue with people off if they have a go at you for no reason
Don’t exercise grudges against people
Exercise grudges against people if they deserve it
Everyone thinks its funny until someone loses an eye
Keep your humour in check when necessary
Don’t vandalize
Don’t harm other people’s property
Do the right thing
Don’t be rebellious simply because you are up yourself
Be Natural
Walk in harmony with nature
Care for the environment
Keep genealogies for a relevant number of current generations
Repent of lawlessness when God convicts your conscience of guilt
Enjoy your youth
Settle down when you need to
Get along with society
Be pleasant
Try to like people and understand them
Communicate honestly and openly
Don’t try to get one up on people simply to be a cocky prick
Afford the good things in life when and were you can
Be luxurious when you can
Be thrifty when you need to be
Learn about life by living it
Choose life
Take your school education seriously
Look to contribute to society in some way or other that you are capable of
If you are shy by nature it is ok not to participate in things if you don’t want to
Find your favourite things in life and learn to enjoy them
Be in the Hearts of Men
Be Ethical
Be Decent
Be Proper
Stuffing up occasionally is human nature
Everyone needs a break
Noah offered sacrifices to God of clean animals – you can do this as well if you want to as Noahides – you aren’t commanded to though
It is best to put first degree or deliberate murderers to death
God should kill murderers before they intending murdering – that is the right thing for God to do as far as we are concerned
Thou shalt not torture
Thou shalt not maim
Limited degrees of torture in any ongoing cold war or hot war hostilities can be justified if it is in your nations best interests and will ultimately save lives or other necessary national assets of significant enough value
Limited degrees of acceptable torture should not permanently damage a human body – that is the important thing – for example, scaring the fuck out of them is ok, as they will eventually heal from any psychological scarring, yet their bodies will remain whole, which is the most important thing
It is very important to make sure you have the right person in the above situations if you are going to use limited degrees of torture – you wouldn’t like a child of yours tortured if they were innocent would you?
Keep your anger in check
Try to avoid being angry with people
Go off to the pub and talk shit with your mates to get your anger and other issues of your chest
If you really have to, make sure you only smoke a few cigarettes a year – this might almost be considered moderation on such coffin nails and cancer sticks
Aids will kill you
Don’t infect others with Aids – that is essentially murder
If you have Aids, the only way out of this hell-hole is to repent your guts out to God’s personal satisfaction, and then ask him for a cure – he might give you one
Probably the only acceptable sexual activities, when you are finally prepared to comply, are sexual intercourse with your spouse or concubine, oral sex with a condom and, if she likes it and asks for it, anal sex with a condom. Everything beyond this, ultimately, if you don't repent of it, will probably lead down the sexual sins road a step at a time, get to bestiality in time, which will lead to diseases which will ultimately kill you. In heaven or on earth, that will likely be true forever.
If you don't ultimately repent of your sinful ways and attitudes in the heavenly afterworld, you might eventually seek out illicit drugs, and think you can handle them, but you will OD in time. That is the end of your eternity then.
If you are going to smoke cigarettes, you need regular periods of abstinence for the body to be cleansed of the toxins. Talk to your doctor about this.
With a lot of your dietary intake, in fact, you will need to have your toxins diminished through drinking water and sometimes eating very little food for periods. Keep your weight under control, and drink that water, as it helps metabolise fat and gets rid of it.
Gluttony is called one of the 7 deadly sins for a reason. And if you covet, are slothful, steal, are sexually immoral, are proud or excessively violent, don't think you are going to live forever so damn easily my friend, believe me.
It's best to repent of sins when you realize and acknowledge your behaviour isn't really working out.
Find peace with God by obeying sound life principles.
Keep yourself occupied by doing things which are positive and helpful in life.
The 3rd Final Rule is: Study a lot of Stuff
The 2nd Final Rule is: Children of the Kingdom of Noah – Keep the Faith, Walk with God, study these laws and the Literature of the 7 Divine Noahide Fellowships and Live Forever, Prosper, Don’t Worry & Be Happy
The 1st Final Rule is: Be Good