Come See Mustard Smile Fer A Boot-Stompin' Good Time
Shane @ www.MustardSmile.com
Get yer sh#t kickers on! Mustard Smile is playing at the Urban Lounge
on August 12th and 13th, and at the Sidetrack Cafe on August 14th.
If ya like square dancin' and bronco ridin' this is the place to be.
See ya'll there!
Go to http://www.mustardsmile.com for more details.
Yee-haw,
Shane @ Mustard Smile
P.S. Here's some redneck jokes to amuse you until this weekend. :)
You might be a redneck if...
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.