All are the same....

[Rahual Suverna]

One day, a Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and he
saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked
for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap and said, "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get outta here".

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gave Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship".

Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the iceberg that sank the Ship, not
me".

The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the
same".