Labor Day!

[Boner]

Wow, so I just realized this weekend is Labor Day. Funny how these
things sneak up on you when you have no life.

I noticed it when I was looking at a list of Holidays here at work that
we post on the wall. It was smack in the middle of two Indian
Holidays. We post American and Indian Holidays on the same print out
so we know when to schedule stuff. They have a shit ton!!!

Like, every other week they have a day off. I want to ask them about
it on our morningly conference calls, but I don't know them well
enough. And they have no sense of humor.

Ha, I guess I forgot to tell you guys I'm an Indian slave driver now.
I got my own team that works for me. It's hilarious, I sometimes have
to mute the teleconferencing do-hickey cause I need to laugh out loud a
little. And don't even get me going on how many times I need to make
the repeat themselves.

I <i>almost</i> feel bad, but the giggles I get out of it far outweigh
any sympathies.

Or the anger of having to hold these calls at 8 am cause it's around 6
or 7 over there.

...

So who's doing what this weekend!

I got a spare futon! Takers?! ey?

I'll pay!

... for the sex, too.

[enp...@gmail.com]

YES!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT KYLE!!! Someone who can finally feel my pain and
joy. I too have a team of Indians who do my bidding. I do it all
through their project manager, with a super american name, yet he's
super indian. His name is Don and man, he seriously gives me good
laughing material every day. We talk all the time so I ask him about
his weekends and stuff. Man. So far I've learned he's like hardcore
catholic (goes on retreats when he has vacation) and its because of his
wife. Also he has some sort of foot mutation. He loves the movie Racing
Stripes, and always ends every call with thanksbye. super fast all one
word. I love it.

Today he told me he didn't get the workdone that I needed done
yesterday because he sprained the right side of his back!!!

and yeah they have a holiday like each week.

[Boner]

HaHa! One of the guys I talk to all the time, his name name is also
wicked americanized, BUT HES THE ONLY! It's weird though, it's like
they concatenated his name to the new one.

His name is AnthonyGalli Reddy. I think his original name was Galli,
and they just threw Anthony in front. Everyone calls him Anthony. I'm
<i>thinking</i> of calling him AG.

I can't wait to get to know them better. As it is, people just have so
much fun making out of their antics. It's awkward sometimes though,
cause they have representatives here.

Get this! One guy got married like last week, and invited the entire IT
team. Like, I just joined, and am on the list, and the second day of
work I get invited to a marriage ... IN INDIA!!

If I had the money I would've went and ate all the babaganoush!!!

[Pope]

you should totally go!!! think of all the crazy tantric kama sutra sex
you'd be having with the hot indian girls!!! and there ARE lots of hot
ones. thats pretty awesome. mine (MY INDIAN) supposedly invited me to a
BBQ but my boss declined on behalf of our office. what a jerk!

[Pope]

btw this google group thing is kinda buggy. cubicleslaves was WAYYYYY
better. and we had fuckin AVATARS! buy us a domain kyle, I think jon
let it die.

[Boner]

I do miss the Avatars. And the silly names we had. Speaking of that,
I'm glad to see that you finally figured out how to change yours.

What kind of bugs are you noticing? Sometimes my posts are late, but
that's it.

It's Google man! C'MON!!!

FUCKING GOOGLE!!

also, did you read the word 'beta'? I did.

[Boner]

Also, I was unpacking the other day (a box of books) and I noticed that
I had a copy of the Bhagavad-Gita - the Indian book that is the
definitive guide of their spirituality, way of life, philosophies, this
and that. I also have a book on meditation ... and Kama Sutra.

I figured I should read these more since I will be becoming so I can
hope to become more 'deeply' involved in 'Indian' 'culture'.

[Pope]

the formatting in the paragraphs is often fucked up, theres the delay
in posts, well I guess thats it. But still. Just not the same.

[T-ROZ]

my paragraphs seem to be posted just fine

theres just a short delay, but the delay is enough for me to complain
about it too

[Walid Khouretsoli]

The Hindu religion is probably my favorite of all religions. It is the
ONLY religion that does not promote dying in the name of its god(s) as
means of acceptance into heaven. Indians are for the most part a really
peaceful people, which goes to prove my theory that curry acts as a
pacifier. Eat moe curry Kyle!

[Walid Khouretsoli]

FYI, do NOT take my word for fact ANY of the things I said about
hinduism, for I may be wrong. I will be first to admit that. The first.
Everything about curry however is non negotiable.

[Pope]

they do love their constant threats to go nuclear on pakistan... but
individually they're pretty peaceful I guess. YOu should see Born into
Brothels if you ever are really happy and want to be knocked down a
peg.

[Sara]

Hahaha.... I totally have the Sri-Isopanisad by Bhaktivedanta Swami
Prabhupada. And why do I own such a difficult book to pronounce? I got
it from a monk of course! The best part was this monk was at warped
tour. Punk monks! almost as ridiculous as heavy-metal nuns.

[Pope]

then they BANGED for three days, as he taught her the ways of TANTRA.

I wish our civilization would be noted in the ANNALS of history for its
sexual exploration. We just have dumb capitalism.

[Boner]

Yea, that same multisylabbic named muk-muk is the author of my book
too! Wow!

Let's read them and compare book reports!

[Sara]

You speak the truth and I now am able to impart the knowledge of tantra
to others. Up for the CHALLENGE Pope?

[Sara]

^-^ ok! Mine is about the 18 sanskrit mantras and the supreme
person/personality aka godhead!

[Pope]

I am ALWAYS up for a challenge. It'll be like an epic kung fu battle of
sex!

[Boner]

Oh, Pope. You didn't get the joke. Challenge is not supposed to be in
your dictionary!

haha, Godhead. Sounds like great head! Is that what Tantra teaches
you? how to give Godhead?

[Walid Khouretsoli]

I bet God gives the best head EVER. I mean he MUST give great head,
he's god after all. And that PROVES that he is a he, because everyone
knows the gays give the best head.