Read Me

[Boner]

I HAVE A LUMP ON MY COCK!

[Eric Mill]

Jesus. As I understood it, the big worries for lumps were ones that
appear around the testicles. Does this seem like it could be a
problem?

[Boner]

Actually, it's just my glans. I haven't seen it in so long, it just
surprised me.

I was hoping this would spark conversation. Why is Kilroy boring now?

[Eric Mill]

I guess you're implying that your deep, rich folds of hanging fat
obscure the glans, except during yoga or when you need to excavate
yourself from a mound of ball dust.

Also no one feels like posting to Google Groups. I mean I sure don't.
They are super cool though!

[T-ROZ]

weneed cooler conversatoin starters than cock lumps

like tasty music songs

[Walid Khouretsoli]

I was seriously concerned when you mentioned you had a lump on your
cock, although as Mildo mentioned that cancerous lumps typically grow
on the nutsack. I'm glad it's not a serious lump, but thanks for the
scare, jerkbuttface.

Also, did someone in Kilroy make the comic "I love..." under my name? I
did not make that comic, but whoever did is a fucking jackass.

[Eric Mill]

Yeah, anyone who would ever make comics under someone else's username,
no matter what the reason, is a consumate jackass. I mean it makes
the guy who got mimicked look like an idiot for having a stupid comic
up there and weakens the trust in the system for everyone. Walid, you
poor, poor, man, come here and let me hold you tightly. Very tightly.

[T-ROZ]

you can do that? how?