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serrano

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Sep 23, 2005, 12:42:43 AM9/23/05
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WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST AND WHAT DO YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT THE PHYSICAL
STRUCTURE OF HUMANS?

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE STUFF UNIQUE TO HUMANS EITHER!

GO!

I like opposable thumbs, for obvious reasons.* I think that's a good
one to start with.

I dislike our legs in that we are unable to walk/run/hop with them
quickly and efficiently.

*No sexual innuendo or anything here, I just like our ability to grab
shit.

Eric Mill

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Sep 23, 2005, 12:52:31 AM9/23/05
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I like how complementarily shaped the male penis and female vagina are
to each other. * It's inspired more art than we can count on our many
hands and feet.

I don't really like that we can't fly, but more than that I don't like
that we don't try more often.

* No sexual innuendo, it would just make life much more difficult otherwise.

Boner

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Sep 23, 2005, 9:03:03 AM9/23/05
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Fucking ears, m an. What's up with that? Why are they so retarded
looking, I'm sure there is a better way for a structure to be formed to
receive sound. I mean, shit, they look like boiled and curled pieces
of lasagna pasta stuck to the side of our head. Fucking ears ...

The penis is amazing because it is made of special tissue (erectile!)
that is found NOWHERE else on the body. Now, I'm no smarty pants, but
why the hell haven't they done more research on this and found a way to
apply this technology to modern science?? Think about it, if we made
clone soldiers completely out of erectile tissue, when they are run
into battle, they will be regular size, but when they start fighting
the chinese and japanese (since they are preparing to take over the
worlds) they will swell to about 3 times their normal since and fuck
shit up!!!

Wow. I was laughing so hard when I wrote that. Gotta write that one
down.

T-ROZ

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Sep 23, 2005, 5:45:55 PM9/23/05
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I like eyes and sight, but wish it were much more powerful, I can't see
hardly far enough, or I wish I was like the Predator in that movie,
shoot, it stars Arnold and Jesse the Body (Jesse the Mind) and Carl
Weathers, and the sequel stars Danny Glover I think, oh well. He
presses buttons and changes his vision, like infared and shit, cool
stuff.

Knees, ugh. You ever see a nice pair of legs, until the knees mess
them up. Ugh. Knees. Ugh

serrano

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Sep 23, 2005, 6:46:13 PM9/23/05
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>You ever see a nice pair of legs, until the knees mess them up.

Nope.

serrano

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Sep 23, 2005, 6:49:52 PM9/23/05
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How do you do the - Show quoted text - thing on here?

I didn't know how before so I just added one of these >

To my surprise it made it a nice shade of
>blue.

serrano

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Sep 23, 2005, 7:54:56 PM9/23/05
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oh man i figured it out
you just have to do these >
at the end

>not in the middle

but

>at the end

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