What would you add to the list.....

[Murali S]

I was reading today's Hindu Online and noted the launch of Amma Pharmacy in 1st Main Road Nanganalur...... It's funny how people have gotten used to, tolerate, and look forward to more and more government sponsored and tax-funded SOPs. Noticeably all Amma schemes are geared towards cutting costs or something equivalent.  So, if I was wondering if we were to list the Amma possibilities it would be endless but what would you add to it?

- I would love an Amma Queue to cut the waiting time in Tirumala.

- Kids would compel for an Amma Education to half their home work and back pack load.

- The Techies would swear they could do with an Amma Tax - a deep cut for all.

- How about an Amma Court where you walk in with a case and walk out with the verdict!

 

- Thieves would welcome an Amma Jail where they are returned back half their loot.

 

- World leaders would beg for an Amma Sleepcenter where they sleep lesser to catch up with their worldy problems

 

- Lord Venkateshwara would wish for an Amma Chair. He's been standing in eternity.

 

- An Amma Airlines with reduced flight charges would bode well for the PIO's and NRI's. And Amma's icon and twin leaves get to fly globally.

 

- Karunanidhi would send an Amma Pill from Amma Pharmacy to Jaya for her to slim down.

 

- Jaya begs before God for an Amma Life for Karunanidhi. He's already 85!

 

 - Jaya petitions the court for Amma Stayout order for Karunanidhi and Stalin. If they get back to office, today's Amma Water, Amma Unavagam, Amma Pharmacy, Amma Salt, Amma etc, would be rebranded tomorrow to Appa Water, Appa Unavagam, Appa Pharmacy, Appa Salt, Appa etc, or Pillai Water, Pillai Unavagam, Pillai Pharmacy, and Pillai Salt!

[Indira Reddy]

Hi Murali,

Hope all this is only in jest, otherwise beware of Amma's law ,which can catch you even in USA.

Indu

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