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Dec 11, 2006, 1:29:04 PM12/11/06
to Jon Peter Lewis
Instead of your usual newsletter, we've decided to show you a letter
written from Santa to Jon Peter Lewis. Coincidentally, it just happens
to cover all the upcoming December news. This is a real letter from
SANTA who is REAL. Jon knows him personally and you believe in Jon,
don't you? Santa and Jon play on a slow pitch softball team together
in Ventura.

>>Hey Jon-o,

This is Kris. Ho ho, dude. How's tricks? Congrats on the album,
"Stories From Hollywood". I hear it's getting great response. Mrs. C
can't get enough of it. She keeps making gingerbread men and calling
them Jon. I think I saw her kissing one of them. Well, if some people
are good this year they might get your album in their stockings. If
they can't wait, they can still order it. Doesn't hurt my feelings.

Looking forward to your upcoming shows. You know how I love the Viper
Room in Hollywood. That's on December 15th? I'll get my tickets
online and I'll be there. I'll rock my street gear. Put some braids in
my beard.

And you have another show on December 22nd in Bakersfield, California!
"Rockin' Holidays!" in the Bakersfield Dome. I hear your band is a
real bunch of animals but some of the best rock musicians in the
business. Your bass player is on the naughty list but I want to come
hear those new tracks. It's a little close to holiday crunch time but
I'll make it. Even if the elves have to stop eating. Just kidding, J
to the P. Sort of.

Of course, you'll be on KLLY radio that morning in Bakersfield and
doing some interviews and live performances on the TV. I'll look for
it.

So it's ALL AGES, $15, and Doors Open at 6pm. And when I'm flying
around the world on Christmas Eve, I'll tune into one of my fav TV
events, the " L.A. Holiday Celebration", KCET's 47th Annual Christmas
program. I know you're performing live at the Dorothy Chandler
Pavilion in LA with 45 musical groups and dance companies. I can't
wait.

Santa

Have a good holiday. Be good.<<

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,

The JPL-iday Cheer


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