JPL News - Hey, May Chaps!
JPL Team
month-- "I once loved you, my sweet May." Put it in on the old laser
reader. Let it spin. Maybe get your May groove on. Do a dance. No,
not that dance. Something extra funky with a side of sass on it.
There ya go. Let "Stories From Hollywood" give you the fever. Spring
fever.
A couple of dates to mark, friends. Jon will be on Idol Chat May 3rd
and Idol Extra later in the month. So tune in! (Who says that
anymore?) And then head on over to B.B. Kings in L.A. on May 4th to
see Jon perform with his band. If you can't make it out West that
night, you can still watch it live on BB Kings streaming webcast.
www.bbkingsla.com Also, remember that Jon is playing on May 26th in
Idaho Falls, ID at the Civic Auditorium. If that's not enough for
you, Jon will be all over the TV and radio weighing in on Idol as it
finishes up this month.
Summer's just around the proverbial bend. So get your calendars
ready, because Jon will be playing a whole monkey-full of shows this
summer! (I'm coining monkey-full by the way.) And when he's not doing
that, Jon will be teaching a Master Class at the new Idol Camp this
July. So check into that, if there are any aspiring Idols out there.
Professor L's class will be in session.
Now the website got an extreme makeover. If you haven't checked it
out lately, shame on you and your family. No excuse, here it is:
http://jonpeterlewis.com/
There's been a lot of rumors that the site is full of cookies, meaning
hidden things if you click certain objects and all that. Here is a
list of debunked rumors.
RUMOR 1
Clicking Jon's eyes on the Biography page will make him wink at you.
Not true. This would be mean to Jon who cannot wink. Due to the
accident.
RUMOR 2
Drawing a circle on the bathtub on the Merchandise page will reveal
Jon's lower half to be a hilarious set of skeleton legs. Not true.
Jon hates skeletons. Since the accident.
RUMOR 3
Tracing the name "Jon" in cursive with your mouse, saying "LPJ" three
times while drinking Red Zinger tea, and tapping out "Memories" with
your feet will not make Jon magically appear in your house and explain
"The Accident" that made him unblinkable and the mortal enemy of all
skeletons everywhere.
RUMOR 4
If you click a certain photo on the website, Jon will sing "Happy
Birthday, Mr. President". This is way true.
Keep rocking. All day, all May.
Mayn Attraction,
Plinko de Mayo
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